Today is Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year. Everyone has to go out with their date and whatnot for fancy dinners and probably other things.

Just goes to show how much we have forgotten why this day came into being!

Some hundreds of years ago, a guy (that would be Saint Valentine) got his head chopped off in a battle or something. Instead of crumpling to the ground and staying there like a normal dead person, he picked up his head and walked some miles with it to the cathedral before he finally quit. Apparently he was pretty good at religion or something, but he is clearly bad at being a zombie.

I do not remember all the details, so forgive any inaccuracies. We all forget things. If we did not, then we would not have turned a day about a headless guy into one about getting head, after all. <:

Sorry. Felt like the real story ought to be retold. Even if I was going out with someone, I honestly do not care much for holidays. That is why this day is so much fun! |D

Anyway, have fun, be safe, and remember that tomorrow is Tuesday and you need to get up for work/class/whatever no matter how much fun you have!