Stolen from  Mitchell

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4

IRISH
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (Moran FTW!)
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (Several, actually.)
[X] You have/had red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
Total = 9

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member’ instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (My hair hasn't been its natural color since 8th grade.)
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 6

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 3

FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[x] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French. (I can order chocolates... that's about it.)
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 3

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week. (wait, are ruskies suposed to be weeaboos or something?)
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[x] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x]Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ]Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x]You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 6

CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (Only when joking with my transplanted buddeh and her mooseman. XD )
[x] You know what poutine is. (IT IS DEATH ON A PLATE!)
[ ] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's. (OMFG I LOVE ME SOME TIMMIE'S. Srsly, if we had the funds, hubby and I would open a store here.)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 5

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (This a seasonal offering...)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 5

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you’re Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 0

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 3

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (Most versatile food evar.)
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4". (Close- I'm about 5' 4-1/2" at the end of the day...)
Total = 4

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
Total = 2


Wow. Aside from Polish, I am least American out of all of these. <.< Well, guess I already knew this. I enjoy living here, but goddamn stupid oughtta hurt.