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HERE IS A SHINING EXAMPLE...
14 years ago
Hit the motherfuckers with the dance routine! ... OF WHY I NEVER ASK MY PIECE OF SHIT ROOMMATES TO DO ANYTHING.
it is almost midnight by us. the walls of our apartment building are paper thin. the three others that live here are playing resident evil on the wii. they are shouting at the top of their fucking lungs. i have had enough.
'HEY, stop fucking screaming! it's almost midnight!' i say, raising my voice to be heard over their FULL ON FUCKING SHOUTS.
to which cassie, the biggest cunt ever, replied 'CHILL OUT, YOU WERE SHOUTING TOO!'
...
EXCUSE ME?!
I'M FUCKING SORRY, BUT I BARELY EVER FUCKING SPEAK UP! COMPARED TO THE OTHER THREE, I AM A NUN WITH A VOW OF SILENCE. IF I SPEAK, IT IS TO MYSELF OR MY FUCKING. BOYFRIEND.
i said, as calmly as i could, 'i was only shouting to be heard over your shouting!'
and then cassie said 'you were yelling at your boyfriend.'
ALSO FUCKING NO.
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SOMETHING DOES. NOT. MAKE. IT. TRUE.
Me and my boyfriend fight. BUT UNLIKE MY ROOMMATES, when i feel really angry at him to the point of yelling, i SWITCH. TO TYPING. SO THE CHANCES THAT I WAS FUCKING YELLING AT ALL IS SLIM TO NONE.
if i had a backbone, i would have made her cry. i would have said 'well at least my boyfriend doesnt DUMP me on a regular basis, honey.'
and this is why asking my roommates to be quiet doesnt. fucking. work.
it is almost midnight by us. the walls of our apartment building are paper thin. the three others that live here are playing resident evil on the wii. they are shouting at the top of their fucking lungs. i have had enough.
'HEY, stop fucking screaming! it's almost midnight!' i say, raising my voice to be heard over their FULL ON FUCKING SHOUTS.
to which cassie, the biggest cunt ever, replied 'CHILL OUT, YOU WERE SHOUTING TOO!'
...
EXCUSE ME?!
I'M FUCKING SORRY, BUT I BARELY EVER FUCKING SPEAK UP! COMPARED TO THE OTHER THREE, I AM A NUN WITH A VOW OF SILENCE. IF I SPEAK, IT IS TO MYSELF OR MY FUCKING. BOYFRIEND.
i said, as calmly as i could, 'i was only shouting to be heard over your shouting!'
and then cassie said 'you were yelling at your boyfriend.'
ALSO FUCKING NO.
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SOMETHING DOES. NOT. MAKE. IT. TRUE.
Me and my boyfriend fight. BUT UNLIKE MY ROOMMATES, when i feel really angry at him to the point of yelling, i SWITCH. TO TYPING. SO THE CHANCES THAT I WAS FUCKING YELLING AT ALL IS SLIM TO NONE.
if i had a backbone, i would have made her cry. i would have said 'well at least my boyfriend doesnt DUMP me on a regular basis, honey.'
and this is why asking my roommates to be quiet doesnt. fucking. work.
i want to like
get a studio apartment and have my school loans cover it, but it's not in the cards.
i can now see why the last roommate fucking hated them.
Is that bright and cheery enough for ya?
even if she fuckin treats me like dirt
it's just not in my nature to be mean to people on purpose
at least not in person
plus, being mean to her really won't make my life any better. it'll just make it fucking worse because she's the kind of person to take shit like that personally. she unfriended one of my friends (who she didnt really know anyway) on facebook because my friend told her that she was wrong about some political bullcrap (and she was)
It's just sad to see that this isn't the first complaint you've shared about your awful roommates. D: (I know exactly how those kinds of people are.)
Go out on the balcony, close the door, and call the cops and file an anonymous noise complaint.