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1.)What's your name?

I...have many names. Some call me...Bert. Others call me Hey-you. I just go by Orbital.

2.)Do you know why you were named that?

I've been trying to work that out. Orbit means something revolving around another object, like a satellite or an electron. It just implies that while I'm part of a system, I'm still on the outskirts.

3.) Are you single or taken?

Oh-so very single. TnT

4).Have any abilities or powers?

The uncanny ability to compose magical groupings of words that compel people to pleasure themselves.

5.) Stop being a mary-sue >>

Hey, I have a credible weakness: I'm really lazy.

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?

I think I could pull out a moral victory.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?

Doesn't everybody? Oh wait, robots. Sorry, robots, you know I love you.

8.) Oh? How about pets?

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/.....lery/88140.jpg

What? It followed me home, and I couldn't leave such a cutie out in the cold.

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.

Pushy people.

10.) Something that you do like?

PONIES, MOTHERFUCKER!

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Reproductive research.

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?

Hickies are bruises, but I don't think they hurt...

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?

The French call it le petite mort, right? Does that count?

Oh, and apparently I fuck up a lot of people's shit in Britain.

14.)What kind of animal are you? >>.

Mink, yo.

15.)Name your worst habits.

Being lazy. Being an invasive species in Europe.

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?

That awesome Wakboth guy. He's got insane skills.

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?

Mostly straight.

18.)Do you go to school?

I did, graduated and such. And no magna cum laude jokes. >:C

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

I dunno. Probably.

20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

I don't really think so.

21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.

Stupid people with lots of money and time on their hands.

22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?

Black, but with a white streak above the left eye.

23.) Eyes?

Blue like a really blue thing.

24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted >>

Skinny jeans and t-shirts.

25.) Ok. What's your religion?

Reformed Occult Orgyology

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?

This quiz NEVER BEGAN. OOOwoooooooooOOOwoooooooOOOOOO!

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD

Did my theremin impression not blow your mind?

28.) Anyways, where do you live?

Under a big tree stump. I've got a Hobbit-hole sort of thing going on.

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)

Bourgeoisie ftw.

30.) How many friends do you have?

Some.

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

Maybe make myself A LITTLE LESS AWESOME.

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?

Further my education. With booze and hookers.

33.) What is your thoughts on pie?

...What are you getting at?

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?

FLESH.

35.) Favorite drink?

It's a toss-up between hot tea, Cherry Coke, and THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.

36.) What is your favorite place?

Earth.

37.) Least favorite?

Whatever Bizarro-World most people seem to live in.

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

Semisonic reference.

39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:

Victory!

40.) Now, tag 3 people!

Conan the Cimmerian, Conan O'Brien, and A. Conan Doyle.