The iMad, angering you purposefully since 2011! Only $5,000 from Apple!

What happens if something breaks?

You have to take it to your local certified apple technician, of course! If they can fix it it's only $1000 repair! If it's more than can be buffed out it's $2500 to send it into the factory to get it repaired!

But it's ok, Apple products never break.

Right guys... right?

tl;dr throw out buy new one.