So im at the store with  terriusforks  ladyserpent and we need SOAP! So Terri says "okay get some of that Irish Springs". I "butt" in. "nooooooo dont do it!!" D:

What if you have Irish spring soap and you bring a girl home and the power goes out and she cant see so she grasps on to the closest person thinking it is you cuz you smell of Irish spring but its actually some other dude who smells the same since EVERYONE uses that soap and then she SEXES him! D: !!
Holy Moly its a good thing i saved him from this incident that would TOTALLY happen IRL.

And that is my life story for the day :]