I present to you a parody of I kissed a girl from the point of view of a silly, sleep deprived coyote, intended only for entertainment :P

This was not what I was gonna eat,
Not my intention.
I got so hungry, just a few dollars in hand
lost my restriction.
It's not, what I'm used to...
Just want to have a little bite~
is it as tasty as they say?
Caught, my attention....

I ate a salad, and liked it~
The lettuce was so fresh and crispy~
I ate a salad, just to try it...
I hope my fellow yotes don't mind it x:

It felt so wrong...
It really felt wrong...
I shouldn't eat another, tonight...

[<3]