*last night after an uncharicteristical fit of low self esteem regarding my looks*

Ian: Becky, people think my beard makes me look like a terrorist, but do you think I let that bother me? Not in the least (referring to a joke we have about his beard).

Me: well, being a terrorist doesn't make you ugly! I've seen some pretty hot terrorists!

Ian: And I've seen some pretty hot women, but you're STILL hotter then any of them.

Me: You're trained to say that.

Ian: I'm trained to THINK that way. Becky when I see women that cosmo says are hot, I see a bunch of skanky bitches. When I see you I see the most beautiful women in the world. I'm the only one you have to impress, and you've already done that.

Me: ;0;