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14 years ago
I don't do many memes, but once in a while can't hurt. Besides, I know you're all desperate to know more about me.
*crickets*
...
I spent way too fucking long on this, Jesus-tapdancing-Christ...
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Me again... Hello, me!
2. How much cash do you have on you?
What, you want to know whether it's worth robbing me?
3. What's a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Your whore's bedsore.
4. Favorite planet?
HD 80606 B is pretty awesome (check out the eccentricity of it's orbit - holy hell!), but I'm going to have to go with Earth. After all, I live here.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
I haven't had my phone long enough. That, and nobody calls me, I guess.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
I've been wanting to have RATM - Bombtrack as a ring tone - up to the first verse at least - but haven't had a phone capable, yet. (That is, without paying through the nose for it, if it's available. I'd rather take it from my CD and do it myself.)
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Grey with the text "If I knew what I was doing it wouldn't be called research would it? Albert Einstein" in the top left. I'm still not entirely sure if the quote is correctly attributed.
8. Do you label yourself?
Yes, but with caveats. It's the only sane way to do things, I think. I know who I am and how I differ from stereotypes and labels, but I also know how closely I relate to those labels. It's just simpler to take a label and say "I'm like this to a large extent, although I differ in this way." I am a unique motherfucker, just like everybody else.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
"Absents". They're like you're not wearing shoes at all.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Well-lit. Unless I'm trying to sleep. Depends on the task at hand, I guess. (Who writes these questions, seriously?)
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She's a despicable thief, boasting that she stole this meme. (I totally stole this meme from whiskeyagogo, by the way.)
12. What does your watch look like?
My phone. I don't wear a watch anymore. What's the point? Bling?
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Fa--... Sleeping.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
That I needed to add more to my prepaid account to prevent it expiring. That's how popular I am!
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Over there. What, you hungry? I've got some chips in the cupboard if you like.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"a"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Dearest Father.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
A possum plushie I have.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
1. Caffeine. Administered via direct injection, of chocolate, into the gullet. Oh, take me to jail now! Seriously, I fully expect this meme to start asking where I hid the bodies, next...
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. Digital. Who uses film anymore?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
However old I am right now. Seriously, being in the present is fucking awesome.
22. Your worst enemy?
Wilfully ignorant people.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
This one. That's the best URL I could find. I downloaded a whole bunch of space images from NASA and Hubble websites ages ago, and I set my background to automatically change randomly every few hours or something.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Uh, something along the lines of "Talk to you in a fortnight. Bye!" Skype convo with Dad.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Actually, a million dollars wouldn't get you very far these days. You could maybe get a good operational jet pack for that much, but there wouldn't be a hell of a lot of change left over. On the other hand, being able to fly would surely have a positive effect on your employability. Maybe you could make good money off of it. Tough call... I'd probably go with the million and invest it, and hope some other awesome person/sucker perfects the jet pack for consumer use. Or not.
26. Do you like someone?
I like my friends. They be awesome.
Oh, do you mean like like? *teeheehee*
What are you, twelve?
27. The last song you listened to?
Karnivool - Umbra
28. What time of day were you born?
NFI
29. What's your favorite number?
i
30. Where did you live in 1987?
Northern NSW, Aus.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
I'm jealous of other people's talents, to the extent that I wish I could do what they do. But I don't think I've ever been jealous of any person as a whole.
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
One's ego could hope. But I don't know.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In a comfy bed, fast asleep.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I impotently hit them with an open palm. Then I consider revenge, which probably just involves posting a "Will eat your money" sign on the thing.
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
I try to be.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On the inside of my anus. Or on my upper arm. ...Probably the latter.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Latin.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
If I could get a job.
39. Are you touchy feely?
Uh... no. Not exactly.
40. What's your life motto?
Don't die, that'd be a bummer.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
What, like, even in the shower? Uh, skin, hair, balls...
42. What's your favourite town/city?
Don't have one. I hear this "Utopia" place is nice.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Food.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Do change-of-address forms count?
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Give me a manual and some time and I can do anything!
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
Uh... not really applicable.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
I know relatives of mine know a hell of a lot better than I do. If I ever get the urge, I know who to ask.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
The last couple of times I dressed fancy were a bit of a bomb. But one time I dressed as Wolverine from X-Men. Grew the chops, and just wore street clothes. Oh, and I made claws that fit snugly between my knuckles. No visible structure (just a hidden palm grip). They were awesome.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
I have a pimple on my arse that hurts when I sit on it, does that count?
50. Have you been burned by love?
Replace "burned" with "ignored".
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Or so I've been told. Seriously, I'm just repeating a meme that I've never seen the source of...
PS: Attending FE next week. Whee! Never been to a con before, so this'll be an experience...
*crickets*
...
I spent way too fucking long on this, Jesus-tapdancing-Christ...
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Me again... Hello, me!
2. How much cash do you have on you?
What, you want to know whether it's worth robbing me?
3. What's a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Your whore's bedsore.
4. Favorite planet?
HD 80606 B is pretty awesome (check out the eccentricity of it's orbit - holy hell!), but I'm going to have to go with Earth. After all, I live here.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
I haven't had my phone long enough. That, and nobody calls me, I guess.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
I've been wanting to have RATM - Bombtrack as a ring tone - up to the first verse at least - but haven't had a phone capable, yet. (That is, without paying through the nose for it, if it's available. I'd rather take it from my CD and do it myself.)
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Grey with the text "If I knew what I was doing it wouldn't be called research would it? Albert Einstein" in the top left. I'm still not entirely sure if the quote is correctly attributed.
8. Do you label yourself?
Yes, but with caveats. It's the only sane way to do things, I think. I know who I am and how I differ from stereotypes and labels, but I also know how closely I relate to those labels. It's just simpler to take a label and say "I'm like this to a large extent, although I differ in this way." I am a unique motherfucker, just like everybody else.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
"Absents". They're like you're not wearing shoes at all.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Well-lit. Unless I'm trying to sleep. Depends on the task at hand, I guess. (Who writes these questions, seriously?)
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She's a despicable thief, boasting that she stole this meme. (I totally stole this meme from whiskeyagogo, by the way.)
12. What does your watch look like?
My phone. I don't wear a watch anymore. What's the point? Bling?
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Fa--... Sleeping.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
That I needed to add more to my prepaid account to prevent it expiring. That's how popular I am!
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Over there. What, you hungry? I've got some chips in the cupboard if you like.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"a"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Dearest Father.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
A possum plushie I have.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
1. Caffeine. Administered via direct injection, of chocolate, into the gullet. Oh, take me to jail now! Seriously, I fully expect this meme to start asking where I hid the bodies, next...
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. Digital. Who uses film anymore?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
However old I am right now. Seriously, being in the present is fucking awesome.
22. Your worst enemy?
Wilfully ignorant people.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
This one. That's the best URL I could find. I downloaded a whole bunch of space images from NASA and Hubble websites ages ago, and I set my background to automatically change randomly every few hours or something.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Uh, something along the lines of "Talk to you in a fortnight. Bye!" Skype convo with Dad.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Actually, a million dollars wouldn't get you very far these days. You could maybe get a good operational jet pack for that much, but there wouldn't be a hell of a lot of change left over. On the other hand, being able to fly would surely have a positive effect on your employability. Maybe you could make good money off of it. Tough call... I'd probably go with the million and invest it, and hope some other awesome person/sucker perfects the jet pack for consumer use. Or not.
26. Do you like someone?
I like my friends. They be awesome.
Oh, do you mean like like? *teeheehee*
What are you, twelve?
27. The last song you listened to?
Karnivool - Umbra
28. What time of day were you born?
NFI
29. What's your favorite number?
i
30. Where did you live in 1987?
Northern NSW, Aus.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
I'm jealous of other people's talents, to the extent that I wish I could do what they do. But I don't think I've ever been jealous of any person as a whole.
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
One's ego could hope. But I don't know.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In a comfy bed, fast asleep.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I impotently hit them with an open palm. Then I consider revenge, which probably just involves posting a "Will eat your money" sign on the thing.
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
I try to be.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On the inside of my anus. Or on my upper arm. ...Probably the latter.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Latin.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
If I could get a job.
39. Are you touchy feely?
Uh... no. Not exactly.
40. What's your life motto?
Don't die, that'd be a bummer.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
What, like, even in the shower? Uh, skin, hair, balls...
42. What's your favourite town/city?
Don't have one. I hear this "Utopia" place is nice.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Food.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Do change-of-address forms count?
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Give me a manual and some time and I can do anything!
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
Uh... not really applicable.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
I know relatives of mine know a hell of a lot better than I do. If I ever get the urge, I know who to ask.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
The last couple of times I dressed fancy were a bit of a bomb. But one time I dressed as Wolverine from X-Men. Grew the chops, and just wore street clothes. Oh, and I made claws that fit snugly between my knuckles. No visible structure (just a hidden palm grip). They were awesome.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
I have a pimple on my arse that hurts when I sit on it, does that count?
50. Have you been burned by love?
Replace "burned" with "ignored".
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Or so I've been told. Seriously, I'm just repeating a meme that I've never seen the source of...
PS: Attending FE next week. Whee! Never been to a con before, so this'll be an experience...
Holy shit, I made at least two grammatical mistakes in this journal's title!