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(Heteronormatively Skewed) Boy Confessions
14 years ago
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tobiwanz
And a quick clarification: While I've answered everything as truthfully as I can, I'm bi, so I don't know if you can really consider this test as a whole completely "honest." Still a fun little exercise, though. Feel free to do it yourself!
1.Do you sleep naked?
All the time, if I can help it.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
I've done it a lot before, especially on cold nights. Socks make me feel sexy. X3
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else, assuming I'm in a relationship or good friends. If it's an unknown creeper, then I'll stay with a lonely bed, thanks. : P
4. Do you enjoy drama?
I've loved theater since I was a kid! Oh, you mean interpersonal stuff? Well, I don't like pointless bickering, but I feel everyone should be allowed to speak their feelings without worry about being labeled a drama king/queen.
5. Are you a manly man?
I'm more feminine by cultural norms, but I've certainly got more than a few masculine streaks.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My friend and coworker Becca.
7. Small or large package?
Average, and I'm more than happy with it.
8. Are you short?
5'10", 11" on a good day.
9. Do you like somebody?
They know who they are. :3
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Nope.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I try to maintain a clean pair, but it's not the end of the world. Ideally, I'm just going barefoot. :D
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I don't think so. I'm often humbled by the amazing people I meet and the amazing things they do.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Of course! It's my favorite holiday!
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Probably outside in the middle of MN November to raise awareness and money for the homeless shelter in our town.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Not today.
17. Is there any type of rumour going around about you?
I'm sure there are a couple, but they won't get me down.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
A few guys.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Hopefully a few.
[] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[X] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[X] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[X] Girls are confusing.
[] I've been called a bad influence
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
My favorite boxers! They're grey, and on the back is a bear wearing a barrel, and the lettering reads "Bear Naked." I've got another pair with a certain bird that reads "Stud Puffin" I'm a sucker for lame jokes like that. =^w^=
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, but I'm not picky.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Nah, I'm more than satisfied with the ladies I meet day to day.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Drop the "Oh, I'm so vulnerable and coy. If only there was one nice guy left on this planet that I could love" act. There are very few things that piss me off, but girls that act like that are one of them.
5. Do you have a best friend?
My best friend is someone I've known for a long time, whose advice and friendship I cherish dearly.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope! Maybe if
figures out a way to make me fully furry, I'll go for it, but until then, I'm comfortable in my own skin.
8. Do you like your life?
I do, and I feel blessed for it every day.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Nope, but twice now I've been the victim of this: "Hey, xxx is cute. I should ask xxx out! What? xxx was asked out by my good friend yyy just this past weekend? Well eff."
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope, but I'm not above it. I'm just usually prepared for things.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I.... don't know. It's probably a pretty even split.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Not that I recall.
15. What are your biggest fears?
My biggest fear is that what I do won't matter, that I won't be able to give enough back to the world.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
A couple times. Not pleasant memories, but you've just got to let it all out sometimes.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
....a lot lately, actually.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Heck no. I've seen people turn themselves around.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, and now my challenge is trusting my gut as much as I trust my brain.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yes, but I only want to be famous for accomplishing something important.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl, I admire a strong, honest woman.
Preppy or Punk?
Blech, neither.
Face or Body?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook
Sweet or sexy?
Can't I have both?
Armani or Abercrombie?
Ew.
Contacts or glasses?
Contacts. I love being able to look into someone's eyes withou
tobiwanzAnd a quick clarification: While I've answered everything as truthfully as I can, I'm bi, so I don't know if you can really consider this test as a whole completely "honest." Still a fun little exercise, though. Feel free to do it yourself!
1.Do you sleep naked?
All the time, if I can help it.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
I've done it a lot before, especially on cold nights. Socks make me feel sexy. X3
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else, assuming I'm in a relationship or good friends. If it's an unknown creeper, then I'll stay with a lonely bed, thanks. : P
4. Do you enjoy drama?
I've loved theater since I was a kid! Oh, you mean interpersonal stuff? Well, I don't like pointless bickering, but I feel everyone should be allowed to speak their feelings without worry about being labeled a drama king/queen.
5. Are you a manly man?
I'm more feminine by cultural norms, but I've certainly got more than a few masculine streaks.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My friend and coworker Becca.
7. Small or large package?
Average, and I'm more than happy with it.
8. Are you short?
5'10", 11" on a good day.
9. Do you like somebody?
They know who they are. :3
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Nope.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I try to maintain a clean pair, but it's not the end of the world. Ideally, I'm just going barefoot. :D
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I don't think so. I'm often humbled by the amazing people I meet and the amazing things they do.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Of course! It's my favorite holiday!
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Probably outside in the middle of MN November to raise awareness and money for the homeless shelter in our town.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Not today.
17. Is there any type of rumour going around about you?
I'm sure there are a couple, but they won't get me down.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
A few guys.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Hopefully a few.
[] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[X] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[X] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[X] Girls are confusing.
[] I've been called a bad influence
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
My favorite boxers! They're grey, and on the back is a bear wearing a barrel, and the lettering reads "Bear Naked." I've got another pair with a certain bird that reads "Stud Puffin" I'm a sucker for lame jokes like that. =^w^=
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, but I'm not picky.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Nah, I'm more than satisfied with the ladies I meet day to day.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Drop the "Oh, I'm so vulnerable and coy. If only there was one nice guy left on this planet that I could love" act. There are very few things that piss me off, but girls that act like that are one of them.
5. Do you have a best friend?
My best friend is someone I've known for a long time, whose advice and friendship I cherish dearly.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope! Maybe if
figures out a way to make me fully furry, I'll go for it, but until then, I'm comfortable in my own skin.8. Do you like your life?
I do, and I feel blessed for it every day.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Nope, but twice now I've been the victim of this: "Hey, xxx is cute. I should ask xxx out! What? xxx was asked out by my good friend yyy just this past weekend? Well eff."
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope, but I'm not above it. I'm just usually prepared for things.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I.... don't know. It's probably a pretty even split.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Not that I recall.
15. What are your biggest fears?
My biggest fear is that what I do won't matter, that I won't be able to give enough back to the world.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
A couple times. Not pleasant memories, but you've just got to let it all out sometimes.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
....a lot lately, actually.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Heck no. I've seen people turn themselves around.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, and now my challenge is trusting my gut as much as I trust my brain.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yes, but I only want to be famous for accomplishing something important.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl, I admire a strong, honest woman.
Preppy or Punk?
Blech, neither.
Face or Body?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook
Sweet or sexy?
Can't I have both?
Armani or Abercrombie?
Ew.
Contacts or glasses?
Contacts. I love being able to look into someone's eyes withou
