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Confessions of a Male
14 years ago
1.Do you sleep naked?
Almost every night. if I'm too tired I'll just crash with most of my clothes on.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Sometimes I would like to sleep alone, but mostly I prefer a warm body to cuddle with.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, I despise drama
5. Are you a manly man?
In the traditional sense, no.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My girlfriend
7. Small or large package?
Average
8. Are you short?
Maybe? I'm about 5'8"
9. Do you like somebody?
many people
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Not at all. Those tend to be terrible passwords
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I can be at times.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
No, but I would like to one day.
14. Are you double jointed?
Sadly not
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the floor of my friend's house.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Yup
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Most likely, but I don't pay attention.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes, especially if there's something else there with the same first name
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Certainly not as much as the guys read the female counterpart, I'm sure.
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X ] I get jealous.
[ X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ X] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x ] I like rap. (some rap, certainly not most of it)
[X] I like techno.
[X ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence
[X ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Black and gray
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Honestly, hair doesn't factor in for me.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Somewhat
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be who they really are, no bs. don't play mind games. I don't like beating around the bush unless we're both doing it for fun
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Hells No.
8. Do you like your life?
I'm quite content with it
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
yes
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I would have said yes about a year ago. I just tend to get along better with women than men (boys, count yourselves lucky. ;) ). However, since joining a fraternity, I've gained dozens of male friends.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
No
15. What are your biggest fears?
Drowning
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Oh yes
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
In some cases. It depends on the person in question.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Absolutely. Today I have a good feeling!
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Nope
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Both can be sexy
Preppy or Punk?Punk.
Punk. Preppy's nice to look at, but punk chicks have some moxy.
Face or Body?
Neither. Personality matters most. Looks are only the gateway into knowing a girl.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Love a good homecooked meal
Sweet or sexy?
Both, but sweet matters just a tad bit more
Armani or Abercrombie?
I hate overly expensive brands
Contacts or glasses?
doesn't really matter.
Almost every night. if I'm too tired I'll just crash with most of my clothes on.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Sometimes I would like to sleep alone, but mostly I prefer a warm body to cuddle with.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, I despise drama
5. Are you a manly man?
In the traditional sense, no.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My girlfriend
7. Small or large package?
Average
8. Are you short?
Maybe? I'm about 5'8"
9. Do you like somebody?
many people
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Not at all. Those tend to be terrible passwords
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I can be at times.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
No, but I would like to one day.
14. Are you double jointed?
Sadly not
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the floor of my friend's house.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Yup
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Most likely, but I don't pay attention.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes, especially if there's something else there with the same first name
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Certainly not as much as the guys read the female counterpart, I'm sure.
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X ] I get jealous.
[ X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ X] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x ] I like rap. (some rap, certainly not most of it)
[X] I like techno.
[X ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence
[X ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Black and gray
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Honestly, hair doesn't factor in for me.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Somewhat
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be who they really are, no bs. don't play mind games. I don't like beating around the bush unless we're both doing it for fun
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Hells No.
8. Do you like your life?
I'm quite content with it
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
yes
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I would have said yes about a year ago. I just tend to get along better with women than men (boys, count yourselves lucky. ;) ). However, since joining a fraternity, I've gained dozens of male friends.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
No
15. What are your biggest fears?
Drowning
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Oh yes
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
In some cases. It depends on the person in question.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Absolutely. Today I have a good feeling!
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Nope
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Both can be sexy
Preppy or Punk?Punk.
Punk. Preppy's nice to look at, but punk chicks have some moxy.
Face or Body?
Neither. Personality matters most. Looks are only the gateway into knowing a girl.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Love a good homecooked meal
Sweet or sexy?
Both, but sweet matters just a tad bit more
Armani or Abercrombie?
I hate overly expensive brands
Contacts or glasses?
doesn't really matter.
Defuret
~defuret
Boys II men counts.
Khris_Kazeras
~khriskazeras
OP
Heh, that was actually a couple details I missed after copy-pasting it from someone else's profile. Thanks for pointing it out though!
