1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Possibly

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Time really doesn't matter, but I perfer late in the evening.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left, Though I end up taking up the whole thing like a cat by morning.

4. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?

5. How often? Lately?
Not saying

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Watch it & Read it

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
To be honest, I really don't feel anything anymore

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
1) 2) 3) are the kinkiest in that order

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Nowhere since I don't travel

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Nowhere since I don't travel

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Strip club? Is that where you remove the outer layer of duct tape from a blunt weapon?

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Never been to a bar, period

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
(see above)

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
(see Q-20)

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Not telling

24. What's your sexuality?
Bi.... I think... I don't really know.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No...

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nooo~ *irritated tone*

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Spencer's

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope, though I almost did buy my dad the KISS shot glasses.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope

31. If yes, how many and what are they?


32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
HA! You wish!

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
What part of "No" to the other questions involving sex didn't get across to you by now :rage:

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, demmit!

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes (thanks to Furcadia) [P.S. HA! ONE! Count it! One 'Yes' answer]

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Don't have one since... wait for it.... I NEVER HAD ANY!

38. What's your favorite sex act?
*exasperated groan and hair ripping sounds* Just shhaadaaap already! Sheesh!

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
O Hells naw!

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
(Assuming they even read this journal)

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