While in a discussion recently I made an unfortunately too common grammatical error. But instead of realizing that and trying to avoid it in the future, what if it became a selling point?

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*Panel 1*

*SF is dressed up like an old carnival barker complete with stripped jacket, straw hat and cane. He's standing next to a sandwich board that can barely be seen.*

SF: Well my good folks have you ever found yourself in a tongue twister? Want to say something but just can't grasp the proper verbiage? Well suffer no longer! I've got a genuine, patented system guaranteed to get you out of any multiplication problem you find your mouth in!

*Panel 2*

*SF is pointing to the now visible sandwich board with his cane.*

SF: It's Dr. Fox's 'Invent-A-Suffix' system! Now you can instantly pluralize any word! Using the 'Invent-A-Suffix' system you just slap an "es" at the end and whammo! It's pural! Easy as pie folks, now who'll be the first to purchase this wonder of modern grammar??

*Panel 3*

* genesisw and her husband Uriel are seen dressed like characters out of "The Grapes of Wrath". Uriel is loading shells into an open double barrel shotgun.*

Gen: Aww Pa, do ya gotta put him down?

Uriel: It's for his own good Ma.