Here is naughty meme number 1. This ought to be fun.

Stolen from and

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any and all.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole thing.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yup.

5. How often? Lately?
Not often, lately. Once or twice a week methinks.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've been paid afterwards.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both... bath, then shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
On occasion.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive! Rough = more fun!!!

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I don't wanna say the "love" word...

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love... but there's no reason I can't have both.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Scratching, biting, and light bondage.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
That would be the bedroom.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
An above-ground aqueduct.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, but I've considered it.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Just once... nothing came of it, however.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Preferably...

24. What's your sexuality?
"mostly" gay.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A couple times.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Several times. Tried to get a job at one, but they weren't hiring.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Bad-Dragon "Ridgeback"...used to have a vibrating egg and fuzzy handcuffs, but they broke while moving.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yep.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes... he didn't even notice!

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, but it's kinda boring.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes... see above.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yep.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary: good classic fun.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Receiving oral, or being fingered. Both are good.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yep. They were fiancées in fact.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
We shall see... I'm going to hope for Psylant, but it's a toss-up.