Yoinked from  tora_the_maestro, who blamed me unfairly for perpetuation. >.>


1. Who eats more?

He does, but largely because unless told to, I usually forget to eat. I don’t really feel hunger like most people, but I get grouchy if I haven’t eaten in 10 hours or so.

2. Who said “I love you” first?

He said it first, but it was reciprocated soon after.

3. Who is the morning person?

He is, oh my God is he ever… I couldn’t wake up at 6 every morning…


4. Who sings better?

I do, but given the five years of professional vocal training, that stands to reason. He’s also tone mute, couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket with a lid.

5. Who’s older?

He is, by almost exactly three and a half years.

6. Who’s smarter?

That depends on the subject. He has more practical knowledge, I have more useless knowledge. Need to know the flow rates of a water transmission main or the correct mathematic formula for something? Ask him. Need to know comic book supervillains or horror icons? Ask me.

7. Whose temper is worse?

That depends. He gets sullen and sulky, I get aggressive. I’d say mine is more visible.

8. Who does the laundry?

I do, because he cooks and does dishes.

9. Who does the dishes?

See above, he does.

10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?

If you’re standing at the foot and looking at the headboard, I sleep on the left side. He has a specific position he can sleep in, I could sleep standing up or upside down, so I sleep wherever.

11. Whose feet are bigger?

I think it’d be weird if his were smaller, even if his hands are. >.>

12. Whose hair is longer?

Mine is, but I keep trying to convince him to grow Fabio hair. It would be hilarious!

13. Who’s better with the computer?

That depends on what aspect. He knows more about software, I know more about hardware.

14. Do you have pets?

Not yet, but I’m allowed a puppy once we get back from Europe.

15. Who pays the bills?

I pay condo fees, internet, phone, power, and my cell phone. He pays mortgage and car payments.

16. Who cooks dinner?

He does, but I randomly get in the mood to cook now and then and torment him with my culinary failures.

17. Who drives when you are together?

He does, as I don’t have (or want) a license.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?

We play Rock, Paper, Scissors for most decisions of payment.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?

It depends on the issue, we can both be hard headed.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?

Honestly, we normally don’t come to that. We snark at one another, sit in grumpy silence for a few minutes, then one of us says something random and we’re fine again. Probably leaves some unresolved issues, but we make up, and most of our arguments (they’re pretty rare) are inane.

21. Whose family do you see more?

Mine, because they’re closer and I’m a good whiner.

22. Who named your pet?

No pets in the home, but I’ll be naming the puppy.

23. Who kissed who first?

I kissed him first, and he seemed a bit shocked at it.

24. Who asked who out?

He asked me out.

25. What did you do on your first date?

We started with lunch at White Spot, where I was so busy nervously chattering that I only ate a fraction of the meal. We then went to Scary Movie 4 and consistently mocked the movie. After that, we wandered the mall and went to a live comedy show where one of the comedians (funnily enough) commented that we were going to get married. Our first date was 10 hours long, which was kind of awesome.

26. Who’s more sensitive?

I think he is, I’m kind of hard to ruffle most of the time.

27. Who’s taller?

I’m 5’1… He’s taller… Dumb ass meme…

28. Who has more friends?

We mostly have the same friends, but I hang out with friends from high school now and then, so I’ll say I do?

29. Who has more siblings?

I have more siblings, with two little sisters and a little brother. He has one sibling, a younger sister.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?

We both wear pants literally, and we’re pretty even partners emotionally.