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14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon and night, I'm an asshole in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
There is no 'side' to my bed, it's a single.
4. Do you masturbate?
What rational human being doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Mostly every day, but I'll be going on chastity soon enough. Who said I was rational?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on my mood really, I like both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Uhh nope not yet
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Every day, I'm part of FA after all.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, for sure. Dominant.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, at least not in a romantic sense.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Define 'know'.
13. Would you choose love or money?
That's a vague question, love is a human emotion, often uncontrollable, directed towards a mutual partner. Money is a physical object that is difficult to obtain. Either one I choose, I'm probably going to get the other some time in my life anyway...so I choose money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Probably musk, scat, and good old fashioned rimming. I LOVE rimming.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yep, even had me think they were in love with me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Just a bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bedroom heh
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Newp
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
*Shakes head*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Negative
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Sure have
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay, but I don't rule anything out totally.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Come on now, these are getting redundant. No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Gah, NO!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Do I have to cut someone? No goddamn it!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ah, that's better. Yes I have, once.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not yet, will later this year probably, when I have the money, and the stores are rebuilt.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
2 of them. One an 8 inch vibrator, scented, coloured a charming blue. The other an Anthro Dragon from Bad Dragon, huge fuckin' thing, black, with a cum tube.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yep yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, since I've only had sex with 1 guy
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Uhh actually yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah, practically every day
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yep I do. It's a mutual act of sexuality performed between two or more people. Sex!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm old fashioned, I love me some doggy, especially with a partner looming over me dominantly.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
As I said, Rimming ROCKS.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope not yet, but I shall.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
EVERYBODY
Yep
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon and night, I'm an asshole in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
There is no 'side' to my bed, it's a single.
4. Do you masturbate?
What rational human being doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Mostly every day, but I'll be going on chastity soon enough. Who said I was rational?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on my mood really, I like both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Uhh nope not yet
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Every day, I'm part of FA after all.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, for sure. Dominant.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, at least not in a romantic sense.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Define 'know'.
13. Would you choose love or money?
That's a vague question, love is a human emotion, often uncontrollable, directed towards a mutual partner. Money is a physical object that is difficult to obtain. Either one I choose, I'm probably going to get the other some time in my life anyway...so I choose money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Probably musk, scat, and good old fashioned rimming. I LOVE rimming.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yep, even had me think they were in love with me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Just a bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bedroom heh
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Newp
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
*Shakes head*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Negative
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Sure have
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay, but I don't rule anything out totally.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Come on now, these are getting redundant. No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Gah, NO!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Do I have to cut someone? No goddamn it!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ah, that's better. Yes I have, once.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not yet, will later this year probably, when I have the money, and the stores are rebuilt.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
2 of them. One an 8 inch vibrator, scented, coloured a charming blue. The other an Anthro Dragon from Bad Dragon, huge fuckin' thing, black, with a cum tube.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yep yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, since I've only had sex with 1 guy
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Uhh actually yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah, practically every day
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yep I do. It's a mutual act of sexuality performed between two or more people. Sex!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm old fashioned, I love me some doggy, especially with a partner looming over me dominantly.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
As I said, Rimming ROCKS.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope not yet, but I shall.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
EVERYBODY
hah