Secks Meme. (Sorry :p )
15 years ago
General
I was tagged. I was trying to avoid it but what do you expect me to do? It's the rules of the internets.
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
So tempted
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Try to avoid it in the morning because it makes me tired the rest of the day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
Usually ~3x though I've gone up to 12 times I think one day. Went without for two months once in a contest. :p
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I was told once I'd made a damn good porn star.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers just seem cleaner.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope, but it sounds fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Considering this is on FA: yeeaah.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
How about neutral?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
In that romantic wanting-to-be-with-them kind of way? ...yeah actually I think so.
Then again maybe it's just wanting to be really close friends. This is a tough one.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I think they are all awesome. Otherwise I wouldn't have friended them!
13. would you choose money or love?
Money does seem so much more stable... argh how about I just do both?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
After careful consideration.... I don't think I have any.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not in a way that mattered.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*cough*virgin*cough*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Anywhere seems like a weird place to me.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not that I know of!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't think I've actually been to a bar...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexuality?
N/A
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. >_<
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Such awesome lube. :D
30. Do you own any sex toys?
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
No.
No.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
They better not.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
This sounds stupid.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once or twice. :P
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I wouldn't know.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
FUCK I wanna try doggy style (dragon style) really bad hahaha. Apparently I'm shaped perfectly for it.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Really, pawing off is fine with me.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
charkonian
aeorhu
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
So tempted
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Try to avoid it in the morning because it makes me tired the rest of the day.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
Usually ~3x though I've gone up to 12 times I think one day. Went without for two months once in a contest. :p
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I was told once I'd made a damn good porn star.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers just seem cleaner.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope, but it sounds fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Considering this is on FA: yeeaah.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
How about neutral?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
In that romantic wanting-to-be-with-them kind of way? ...yeah actually I think so.
Then again maybe it's just wanting to be really close friends. This is a tough one.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I think they are all awesome. Otherwise I wouldn't have friended them!
13. would you choose money or love?
Money does seem so much more stable... argh how about I just do both?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
After careful consideration.... I don't think I have any.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not in a way that mattered.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*cough*virgin*cough*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Anywhere seems like a weird place to me.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not that I know of!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't think I've actually been to a bar...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexuality?
N/A
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. >_<
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Such awesome lube. :D
30. Do you own any sex toys?
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
No.
No.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
They better not.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
This sounds stupid.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once or twice. :P
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I wouldn't know.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
FUCK I wanna try doggy style (dragon style) really bad hahaha. Apparently I'm shaped perfectly for it.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Really, pawing off is fine with me.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
charkonian
aeorhu
FA+

ok I guess fucking it up three times means I can't tag you.
Try again next week!
Low blow. x]
Now let me relax, I just got home from work, hahaha.
You're always telling me you wanna stay away from FA.
Even if someone else tags you: you are still prevented from posting this.
Also; suck my dick.