To take my rage filled tooth pain journal off the face of my page, I will be filling out this meme.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
...Tons.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Time doesn't matter to me: it's all about the mood I'm in.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep diagonally. (I'm 6'4, I don't fit...)

4. Do you masturbate?
... Hellz yes.

5. How often? Lately?
I've been really energetic in this area recently: 2 times daily.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but the idea does appeal to me...

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths... 3 hour long ones with Epsom salts and loads of bubbles.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I've come genuinely close, but, unfortunately, not just yet.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
PSSSSSSSSH, Chyeaaaa.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a little of both, but I tend to be lazy and indecisive in bed if I'm not 100% in the mood.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love a lot of people on my friends list... I have the hots for a few as well... but whether I "love" someone fully on a "significant other" level is yet to be decided...

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Oh hell no. Although, it would be nice If I did... ^^

13. would you choose money or love?
Love, but both are easy to come by in some way, shape, or form.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
DAMN good blow jobs, rim jobs (giving if the individual is really clean,) and soft blankets... I haven't done enough experimenting to thoroughly examine other kinks...

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, but that was a long time ago, and my lines have changed since then.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I don't think bathrooms, studio apartments, bedrooms, basements, hotel rooms, a mobile home living room (with 2 Latina girls watching,) a regular living room, a dining room converted into a bedroom without a wall for privacy, a car- wait... The Mobile home may work... x3

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Hmmm... the mobile home living room with the 2 girls watching.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Thank god, never (knock on wood.)

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but that would be interesting.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No sir.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Does that time the drag queen gave me a ride home to prevent me from walking 3 miles count? x3

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
BWAHAHAHA, Yes. I've really only done the nasty with males to be totally truthful.

24. What's your sexuality?
Mostly gay, but I've still got a smidge of strait in there... somewhere.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Never. that would be... Just, no.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
refer to question 16.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, I do have more dignity than that...

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, but I need to fix that.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Again, no, but that needs fixed.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
and AGAIN, no, but this needs fixed.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Does that one hand held shower head under my sink that I use for that kind of play count? x3

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, and if those pics ever leak to the internet, I know exactly which 2 people to kill.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA, NOPE! =D

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nada.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Da fuck, I'mma FURRY for crying out loud!! x3 YES!!

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
... I've never really asked myself that question, and I guess I don't totally count it unless certain qualifications are met.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I haven't done enough experimenting with positions to be able to tell you.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
... What is Rimming? x3

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeppers! =D

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I DO! =D