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sexually awkward 0.o
14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
well yea! i have some very attractive fuckable friends
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
DONT FORGET DUSK!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
depends, mostly on the right side if your looking at it from the foot of the bed
4. Do you masturbate?
er, well yea who doesnt?
5. How often? Lately?
every so often sometimes once a day but thats only sometimes
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lulz! no though, i've heard its good money
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
a steamy, hot shower
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
no i haven't unfortunately
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
all the fucking time! that shit is fucking funny
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive as in...? if you mean dominate then yes VERY dominate. i enjoy being passive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
er not really, maybe once but that was a year ago
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
irl? no but would love too they are all so great!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love most definitely. i hate money, it ruined this earth of ours
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
deepthroat, raw, and i guess a bit of bondage
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
not really, maybe this one time this ugly guy at school couldnt hop off and he totally molested my asshole in front of the whole school...lets just say we only spoke 2 words to each other tops since that day (kick his ass)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex
no-where still a virgin in a way sorry getting a bj in a hot asian's basement doesn't count
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
no answer
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no but his parents where walking down the stairs to check on us, it was a close call to say the least
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no ive been told the worst stories about stip clubs i have no desire to go, like my dad told me about this time that there was this huge fight over a trashy lookin stripper that smelled like arm pits
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
even though i want to, im not that slutty
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
thats a NO
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nahhh, but ive been picked up at a party, i totally made him feel irrelivent by saying "hardly intrested" while not looking at him with a bored look on my face then went to sip my sprite
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
that would be the only way for me to have sex and to actually kiss someone so yes i have
24. What's your sexuality?
SUPER gay
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
rofl, no but i imagine it really fucking awesome especially if its a action movie. the music can be as epic as him cumming
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nah ut could be interesting. but i would have to plan it ahead of time to make sure that room is clean by no means am i gonna fuck in a dirty room (clearly dirty rooms are a turn off)
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no but this one time i went to the bathroom at work and saw two guy givin head
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
YEP! lul V.I.P. RULEZ
29. Bought something from an adult store?
sadly no
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yess!!!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
a glow in the dark vibrator that i received as a Christmas gift from a good friend she gave it to me unwrapped infront of the whole choir cats out of the bag! i like it up the ass
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
maybe one person but thats it
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no and i dont plan to if i did plz shoot me
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
yea with the asian guy, it was so awkward i laughed the whole time and he got mad
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Lul wat furry hasnt?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
this is where america's literacy fails. its called oral sex for a reason Key word: SEX
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
dont have one...yet! but i imagine it would just be missionary and me riding them classic!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
foreplay for serious!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
rofl! no but i always dreamed of it
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
well yea theres some real nymphos around these parts
well yea! i have some very attractive fuckable friends
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
DONT FORGET DUSK!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
depends, mostly on the right side if your looking at it from the foot of the bed
4. Do you masturbate?
er, well yea who doesnt?
5. How often? Lately?
every so often sometimes once a day but thats only sometimes
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lulz! no though, i've heard its good money
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
a steamy, hot shower
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
no i haven't unfortunately
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
all the fucking time! that shit is fucking funny
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive as in...? if you mean dominate then yes VERY dominate. i enjoy being passive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
er not really, maybe once but that was a year ago
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
irl? no but would love too they are all so great!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love most definitely. i hate money, it ruined this earth of ours
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
deepthroat, raw, and i guess a bit of bondage
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
not really, maybe this one time this ugly guy at school couldnt hop off and he totally molested my asshole in front of the whole school...lets just say we only spoke 2 words to each other tops since that day (kick his ass)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex
no-where still a virgin in a way sorry getting a bj in a hot asian's basement doesn't count
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
no answer
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no but his parents where walking down the stairs to check on us, it was a close call to say the least
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no ive been told the worst stories about stip clubs i have no desire to go, like my dad told me about this time that there was this huge fight over a trashy lookin stripper that smelled like arm pits
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
even though i want to, im not that slutty
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
thats a NO
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nahhh, but ive been picked up at a party, i totally made him feel irrelivent by saying "hardly intrested" while not looking at him with a bored look on my face then went to sip my sprite
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
that would be the only way for me to have sex and to actually kiss someone so yes i have
24. What's your sexuality?
SUPER gay
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
rofl, no but i imagine it really fucking awesome especially if its a action movie. the music can be as epic as him cumming
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nah ut could be interesting. but i would have to plan it ahead of time to make sure that room is clean by no means am i gonna fuck in a dirty room (clearly dirty rooms are a turn off)
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no but this one time i went to the bathroom at work and saw two guy givin head
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
YEP! lul V.I.P. RULEZ
29. Bought something from an adult store?
sadly no
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yess!!!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
a glow in the dark vibrator that i received as a Christmas gift from a good friend she gave it to me unwrapped infront of the whole choir cats out of the bag! i like it up the ass
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
maybe one person but thats it
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no and i dont plan to if i did plz shoot me
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
yea with the asian guy, it was so awkward i laughed the whole time and he got mad
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Lul wat furry hasnt?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
this is where america's literacy fails. its called oral sex for a reason Key word: SEX
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
dont have one...yet! but i imagine it would just be missionary and me riding them classic!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
foreplay for serious!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
rofl! no but i always dreamed of it
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
well yea theres some real nymphos around these parts
That sir.
Was for the tea.