Male Meme...(yeah, I'm male irl)
14 years ago
Found on http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2148994/
1.Do you sleep naked?
Always.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Not intentionally.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Totally with another.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Only if there's also stupidity involved and I'm not.
5. Are you a manly man?
Definitely not.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Local friend Angie.
7. Small or large package?
On the small side in absolute terms, on the large side for my size.
8. Are you short?
5'3"...so, um, YEAH.
9. Do you like somebody?
Several, most of them in the same body...
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
N/A - don't do Facebook.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
One wear per wash is more than enough, thanks.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Mildly.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Not anymore, but it wasn't that long ago that I stopped.
14. Are you double jointed?
Newp.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
The space underneath the bed in a motorhome, unless there's something I'm forgetting...
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
HELL no. Only Moonlits are allowed that currently.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably, but damned if I know what.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
A couple, generally when given name would be ambiguous.
[ ] I wear make up.
[?] I have cried in a movie theater. [Does "fought back tears" count?]
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[√] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[√] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal. (some, mainly more melodic)
[?] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[√] I'd be lost without my computer. (only if 'lost' is metaphorical, I have pretty good navigation skills)
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[?] I've never been called a spoiled brat. [Not sure...]
[√] Girls are confusing. [At least your typical ones.]
[√] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
N/A - don't wear any.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, unless they're caucasian, then blonde.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Not really.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Game with me.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yep.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
A couple of times.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Not particularly.
8. Do you like your life?
Absolutely! Unfortunately, "my life" isn't even close to what I'm living right now...
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Not in the past decade, at least.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males. Non-TG females seem to have difficulty relating to me IRL. Not that males are that much better at it...
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Not that I remember.
15. What are your biggest fears?
The end of time/the world. Yes, really. This is why I find the Last Unicorn theme so terrifyingly beautiful...
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No, but only because I just don't cry, at least not externally.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Not often, but once in a while...
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Not enough data.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Totally.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Constantly.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
For sure.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Meh...cowgirls are assholes and street-punks are dangerous. If it was only the look, though, definitely the ganger.
Preppy or Punk?
Prep.
Face or Body?
Either will get you a long ways, but face probably holds more long-term appeal. Hard to say for sure tho.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
The one who'll take me out a lot; I crave variety. Having a few good recipes would be a BIG bonus tho.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet but unafraid/unashamed to be sexy.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani. Abercrombie's for preppies.
Contacts or glasses?
Whichever looks better.
1.Do you sleep naked?
Always.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Not intentionally.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Totally with another.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Only if there's also stupidity involved and I'm not.
5. Are you a manly man?
Definitely not.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Local friend Angie.
7. Small or large package?
On the small side in absolute terms, on the large side for my size.
8. Are you short?
5'3"...so, um, YEAH.
9. Do you like somebody?
Several, most of them in the same body...
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
N/A - don't do Facebook.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
One wear per wash is more than enough, thanks.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Mildly.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Not anymore, but it wasn't that long ago that I stopped.
14. Are you double jointed?
Newp.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
The space underneath the bed in a motorhome, unless there's something I'm forgetting...
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
HELL no. Only Moonlits are allowed that currently.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably, but damned if I know what.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
A couple, generally when given name would be ambiguous.
[ ] I wear make up.
[?] I have cried in a movie theater. [Does "fought back tears" count?]
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[√] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[√] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal. (some, mainly more melodic)
[?] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[√] I'd be lost without my computer. (only if 'lost' is metaphorical, I have pretty good navigation skills)
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[?] I've never been called a spoiled brat. [Not sure...]
[√] Girls are confusing. [At least your typical ones.]
[√] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
N/A - don't wear any.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark, unless they're caucasian, then blonde.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Not really.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Game with me.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yep.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
A couple of times.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Not particularly.
8. Do you like your life?
Absolutely! Unfortunately, "my life" isn't even close to what I'm living right now...
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Not in the past decade, at least.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males. Non-TG females seem to have difficulty relating to me IRL. Not that males are that much better at it...
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Not that I remember.
15. What are your biggest fears?
The end of time/the world. Yes, really. This is why I find the Last Unicorn theme so terrifyingly beautiful...
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No, but only because I just don't cry, at least not externally.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Not often, but once in a while...
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Not enough data.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Totally.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Constantly.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
For sure.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Meh...cowgirls are assholes and street-punks are dangerous. If it was only the look, though, definitely the ganger.
Preppy or Punk?
Prep.
Face or Body?
Either will get you a long ways, but face probably holds more long-term appeal. Hard to say for sure tho.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
The one who'll take me out a lot; I crave variety. Having a few good recipes would be a BIG bonus tho.
Sweet or sexy?
Sweet but unafraid/unashamed to be sexy.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani. Abercrombie's for preppies.
Contacts or glasses?
Whichever looks better.
Duneflower
~duneflower
OP
And damn proud of it!
Duneflower
~duneflower
OP
Pfft. *scoff* Bitchplz. ;)
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