Because I'm bored. Also  strykerwulf did it so I'm obligated. ;]

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Just one.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Considering time doesn't have any meaning to me with anything else I do...

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left.

4. Do you masturbate?
WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK! D=

5. How often? Lately?
Once or twice? Been busy lately.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. lol

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Long shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Rarely.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes <3

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really; nor do I need to.

13. would you choose money or love?
Love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Good question.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Next to the ocean.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Occupied parking lot next to Public Safety.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, and it was hysterical.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. I don't do clubs or bars in general.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
See above.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See above.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Ew, thats gay!

24. What's your sexuality?
Gay.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Thats unsanitary.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
A game, lol.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
No.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
n/a

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I forgot. lol

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
yiff yiff yiff yiff murrr

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It's still sex.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Depends; Changing it up is fun.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Your mother.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No intention to.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I wouldn't say 'guts'. Maybe shameless- and probably most people on this site.