Sex Meme.......oh lordy
15 years ago
General
“One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former.” -Mr. Green, Revolver
"Dying is easy, it takes a strong man to face the world"
"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness." - Joseph Conrad
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable." - (attributed to) William Shakespeare
"With foxes, we must play the fox." - Thomas Fuller
"The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body. After all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still there will be a scar left behind." - Francois de la Roche Foucauld
"Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Writer Cyril Connolly
Videre Videnda
"Dying is easy, it takes a strong man to face the world"
"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness." - Joseph Conrad
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable." - (attributed to) William Shakespeare
"With foxes, we must play the fox." - Thomas Fuller
"The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body. After all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still there will be a scar left behind." - Francois de la Roche Foucauld
"Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Writer Cyril Connolly
Videre Videnda
Stolen from
metal I saw it and figured, fuck it why not
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
anytime of the day
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
right
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes I do
5. How often? Lately?
every couple of days, today is not that day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
baths, I like to relax in a tub of water
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Hell Yeah!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Eh either one is fine with me
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nope
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, I would love to but I don't
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, Love is uncertain, Money is fickle
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ear biting, Neck biting....that's it really lol
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope and hopefully not
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never really had sex outside of a bedroom so I suppose the bedroom lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Read #16
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet and I hope is stays like that XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Once, I felt really dirty lol
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Two have tried, two have failed
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight, though I have given pause...not a long one, but still
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not Yet but I know someone who does
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Read #30
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
let me think, yes lol
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
...Yes, the first time I wasn't to proud
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I haven't a clue, I suppose we'll find out sooner or later
metal I saw it and figured, fuck it why not1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
anytime of the day
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
right
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes I do
5. How often? Lately?
every couple of days, today is not that day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
baths, I like to relax in a tub of water
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Hell Yeah!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Eh either one is fine with me
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nope
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, I would love to but I don't
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, Love is uncertain, Money is fickle
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ear biting, Neck biting....that's it really lol
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope and hopefully not
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never really had sex outside of a bedroom so I suppose the bedroom lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Read #16
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet and I hope is stays like that XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Once, I felt really dirty lol
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Two have tried, two have failed
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight, though I have given pause...not a long one, but still
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not Yet but I know someone who does
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Read #30
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
let me think, yes lol
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
...Yes, the first time I wasn't to proud
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I haven't a clue, I suppose we'll find out sooner or later
RedMP
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Booooring
SilentFox35
~silentfox35
OP
what? you were hoping i was a dirty person? nope such is not the case
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