Sex Meme
14 years ago
Stolen from
househead
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Over and over and over.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
24/7
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle, unless I'm with someone, then most likely I'll be using his chest as a pillow.
4. Do you masturbate?
Wait, you don't?
5. How often? Lately?
At least once a day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Haha, no
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both really...
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Do you have internet?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Mostly aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, with all my heart <3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Yup... I think...
13. would you choose money or love?
I have love, I need money to move with him ASAP
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, crossdressing, pet play
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Hmm not yet, no
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Not sure... my bed?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the theater, above the audience, where all the lights are and the curtains are controlled... During a play.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nopes XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yah, straight ones just to fool around with friends. EW
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nopes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Haha no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yah, but nothing happened.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
What part of I'm GAY don't you understand?
24. What's your sexuality?
GEEZE Ain't you reading?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nopes, only foreplay
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nopes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yuuuups, several times
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Plenty
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Hmm, the ones I remember right now...
a fox tail buttplug, a slim vibrator, a ribbed vib (both are around 6" and thin, perfect for quickies) 3 sets of anal beads (1 string, 1 all the same material, 1 small with a vib bullet), A vibrating buttplug, 3 different sized cock shaped toys (6, 8, 7.5-8.2) and two medium sized bad dragon toys, the naga and the gryphon.... I want mores...
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yah... >/////< I don't want to talk about it.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
hahahaha no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
XD are you a furry?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not really... but damn I love it XD
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Any with me tied up, doggy and missionary
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Everything is awesome <3
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
yes... >/////<
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You should.
41: Have you ever been caught Masturbating? If so, what happened?
Nooopes XD Im sneaky
househead1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Over and over and over.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
24/7
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle, unless I'm with someone, then most likely I'll be using his chest as a pillow.
4. Do you masturbate?
Wait, you don't?
5. How often? Lately?
At least once a day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Haha, no
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both really...
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Do you have internet?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Mostly aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, with all my heart <3

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Yup... I think...
13. would you choose money or love?
I have love, I need money to move with him ASAP
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, crossdressing, pet play
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Hmm not yet, no
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Not sure... my bed?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the theater, above the audience, where all the lights are and the curtains are controlled... During a play.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nopes XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yah, straight ones just to fool around with friends. EW
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nopes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Haha no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yah, but nothing happened.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
What part of I'm GAY don't you understand?
24. What's your sexuality?
GEEZE Ain't you reading?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nopes, only foreplay
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nopes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yuuuups, several times
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Plenty
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Hmm, the ones I remember right now...
a fox tail buttplug, a slim vibrator, a ribbed vib (both are around 6" and thin, perfect for quickies) 3 sets of anal beads (1 string, 1 all the same material, 1 small with a vib bullet), A vibrating buttplug, 3 different sized cock shaped toys (6, 8, 7.5-8.2) and two medium sized bad dragon toys, the naga and the gryphon.... I want mores...
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yah... >/////< I don't want to talk about it.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
hahahaha no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
XD are you a furry?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not really... but damn I love it XD
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Any with me tied up, doggy and missionary
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Everything is awesome <3
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
yes... >/////<
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You should.
41: Have you ever been caught Masturbating? If so, what happened?
Nooopes XD Im sneaky
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