Jacked this from  SGTredfield (Lawl, I said jacked on a sex meme)

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Iunno... Mebbe  sarcy .

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex when the hell ever I can get it. Hornay hoss is hornay,

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Looking at the foot of the bed, the right side.

4. Do you masturbate?
Duh?

5. How often? Lately?
Varies... Sometimes numerous times a day, sometimes a while between. And yes, a day or so ago.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hmmm.... In a manner of speaking, yes.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Sprinkles, prz.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Attempted in the shower.... Fat hoss + fat donk x teeny peeny = No goal.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Fuck no. I'm only here for tasteful landscape pictures and pwnies. </ bullshit>

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Varies. Ask me shortly before impact.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See #1

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Uhm... Define "know"? A handful of them, yes.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I can work with poverty... Doing it alone is a bitch.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Making a certain donk cum herself literally silly, Some bondage, and aggressive/dominant women.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Only once.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmmm.... Iunno. Wasn't so much the setting as the act and atmosphere.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Front office of a truck repair shop. =3

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Hmm... Not outright, no. Damn close though.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Naw. Waste of money.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Never cared for bars.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Naw. Maybe for fighting or stirring shit, but not sex stuff.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Naw.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Only once.

24. What's your sexuality?
A fluid journey into the unknown. SEE: Mostly hetero.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Naw.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Naw.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
See #17

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, buddy.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Few times.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not counting bondage stuffu, one.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Bondage stuffu and a phallic object defying description.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are a few, yeah.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
On purpose, yep. Funny shit, right thurr...

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, buddy!

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I plead the 5th. =\

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Ehh... If I'm in the middle of getting it, I'll give you whatever answer keeps you blowing.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Whichever one Mrs. Dawnk wants. =3

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Tit nommin'. Like a hamster after a nanner chip, yo.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not to my knowledge... o.o;

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck if I know...