Taken from  skittles_pendragon


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Not many...

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime ;3

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
What're ya talking about...? I take up my whole bed, pretty much. ...It's small. >.>

4. Do you masturbate?
...Is this... is this really a question that you're expecting a 'no' to?

5. How often? Lately?
Twice a day, if not more. HOORAAAAAAAAAAAY PERVS!

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'm not a goddamn whore, so no. Ask me something like this again and I KEEL YOU :U

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not yeeeet

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Why, in my day, we had skin mags, sonnehhh! /end old guy impersonation

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Oh, aggressive >3

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
With every fibre of my being

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa... no =3=

13. Would you choose money or love?
Heh... I know exactly which context you meant, but I'll twist it for my own means, thanks. Money, but only so that I can get an apartment and get my love over here :P

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, master/slave, and footplay :P

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Oh, they'll know if they do

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
...Bed?

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
*shrugs* Nowhere weird yet...

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope =w=

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Why? It's so depressing o.o

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
*sighs* I warned ya... *KEELS YOU*

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
*KEELS YOU AGAIN* DIE ZOMBIE D<

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope-a-dope

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Didn't figure it out by now? >.>;

24. What's your sexuality?
Bi... fucking stupid quiz

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Noooooooooooopo

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
*sighs* NO...

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not yet, and not any time soon.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
...I get inventive.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Like I said, inventive.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Many, and usual items found around the house >3

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yuuuuuuuups

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
That would be rude >n>

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Are you reading this right now? XD

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Well, given that intercourse is defined as: "communication or dealings between individuals or groups," I'd say yes. However, if you were to ask me if I think it's a form of SEXUAL intercourse, which is described in short as: "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration," I'd say no. Oral sex doesn't involve penetration.
THE MORE YOU KNOW

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I don't have one... I love being creative >:3

38. What's your favorite sex act?
What did'ja have in mind? ;3

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Why, whomever reposts this, of course!

41: Have you ever been caught Masturbating? If so, what happened?
Yeah, and none 'o your damn business :3