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Meme about sexins
14 years ago
Because all the cool kids... or at least the ones I think are cool, are doing it.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are a couple. Not many though.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes. Any one of the 3.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right? Well, left if you're standing at the foot of the bed facing it.
4. Do you masturbate?
Nope... well... does "mutual" count? I've someone to do it for me. :)
5. How often? Lately?
0?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not specifically? Although a couple times I've been unsober and disrobed some and ended up with money shoved into my underclothes afterwards... Don't judge me!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers... more efficient
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yes
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not really, no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
passive... but active.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, three of them actually.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally, no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I've got love, but I could use more munnys.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm... bondage, clothing, and femme boys. :D
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. And that's pretty difficult to do.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Under a peach tree during a hot, August rain at night...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Uh... hard to say >.> Maybe the church? Possibly a collection of rooftops downtown?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope... boooooring!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Ew... no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not that I recall.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Someone tried... it was unpleasant.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I be gay... So... I'd imagine so, yes. ;)
24. What's your sexuality?
Let's try again. I be gay...
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Not actual SEX, but... some interesting other acts.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yush
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I used to work in one. LOL
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
I think I keep one of them here in business.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, I own MANY sex toys. You forgot the "m".
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Many, and I'm not going to spend the time to list them all here. I don't want to type THAT much.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I know of (with others having the pics). And no. This is 2011. We don't use film anymore, silly.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. That's horrible!
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Tried once, it just... odd...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
A couple times... meh...
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
A form of, yes.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Uhhh... yes?
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Erm.... again, yes?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I have. But only with two people I care about and love deeply. Well... there was this one short period of time where... frankly... he was a mistake. But for the most part, with a third, it was not at all just about the sex.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Don't know...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are a couple. Not many though.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes. Any one of the 3.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right? Well, left if you're standing at the foot of the bed facing it.
4. Do you masturbate?
Nope... well... does "mutual" count? I've someone to do it for me. :)
5. How often? Lately?
0?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not specifically? Although a couple times I've been unsober and disrobed some and ended up with money shoved into my underclothes afterwards... Don't judge me!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers... more efficient
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yes
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not really, no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
passive... but active.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, three of them actually.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally, no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I've got love, but I could use more munnys.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm... bondage, clothing, and femme boys. :D
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. And that's pretty difficult to do.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Under a peach tree during a hot, August rain at night...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Uh... hard to say >.> Maybe the church? Possibly a collection of rooftops downtown?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope... boooooring!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Ew... no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not that I recall.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Someone tried... it was unpleasant.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I be gay... So... I'd imagine so, yes. ;)
24. What's your sexuality?
Let's try again. I be gay...
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Not actual SEX, but... some interesting other acts.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yush
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I used to work in one. LOL
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
I think I keep one of them here in business.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, I own MANY sex toys. You forgot the "m".
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Many, and I'm not going to spend the time to list them all here. I don't want to type THAT much.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I know of (with others having the pics). And no. This is 2011. We don't use film anymore, silly.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. That's horrible!
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Tried once, it just... odd...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
A couple times... meh...
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
A form of, yes.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Uhhh... yes?
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Erm.... again, yes?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I have. But only with two people I care about and love deeply. Well... there was this one short period of time where... frankly... he was a mistake. But for the most part, with a third, it was not at all just about the sex.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Don't know...
