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Sex Meme
14 years ago
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, more than one in fact; I'm just a giant whore =P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex in the morning. Sex in the evening. Sex at supper time. When sex is on the menu, you can have sex anytime!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Standing at the foot of my bed, I sleep on the left side against the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
If I'm sitting at my computer, my hands are down my pants. I won't mention the times while driving, or at work.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like aggression. Who wants to diddle/ be diddled by a wet noodle?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I only know a small percentage personaly.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Cock worshipping, biting, kissing post blow job.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
No place romantic, yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Nowhere.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Don't let my commissions or fav list, or that I have a few GBs of cock fool you, I'm totally straight.
24. What's your sexuality?
Fag.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but plan on changing that.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Just a hummer.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, but got a few things online.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A dildo. Only because it's 7 inches, black and with adjustable thickness (inflatable); reminded of Trist's dick so I ordered it =P
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Lemme count how many: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...probably hundreds, considering I post to multiple sites.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No, I don't.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Don't really have one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hummers.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Naw.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
People who haven't see it 50 times already.
Yes, more than one in fact; I'm just a giant whore =P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex in the morning. Sex in the evening. Sex at supper time. When sex is on the menu, you can have sex anytime!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Standing at the foot of my bed, I sleep on the left side against the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
If I'm sitting at my computer, my hands are down my pants. I won't mention the times while driving, or at work.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like aggression. Who wants to diddle/ be diddled by a wet noodle?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I only know a small percentage personaly.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Cock worshipping, biting, kissing post blow job.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
No place romantic, yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Nowhere.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Don't let my commissions or fav list, or that I have a few GBs of cock fool you, I'm totally straight.
24. What's your sexuality?
Fag.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but plan on changing that.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Just a hummer.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, but got a few things online.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A dildo. Only because it's 7 inches, black and with adjustable thickness (inflatable); reminded of Trist's dick so I ordered it =P
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Lemme count how many: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...probably hundreds, considering I post to multiple sites.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No, I don't.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Don't really have one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hummers.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Naw.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
People who haven't see it 50 times already.
Nice one, but you're not a whore. Maybe a bitch or slut you can call yourself, but you didn't sleep with others for money, so yeah. ^^ /pickymode