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15 years ago
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Okay okay so the three HossKetiers, 
were all filling it out and the little short fat donk felt left out.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
most definately....aaaaand that's prolly 'bout it. I'm a pretty devoted donk.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I like it before bed...and in the morning...and sometimes after work...and suprise wake you up sex is awesome.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The opposite side of Hozz, unless he's wallered onto my side when I've gotten up to pee, then I'll sleep on his side.
4. Do you masturbate?
<.<; ....nu..... >.>;
5. How often? Lately?
Eh honestly depends on my mood. Somedays it's...like every minute I've got the privacy to do so. Most times it's far and few between though. Last time...was...this morning before Hozz woke up XD
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ouhm...Hozz has pestered me to do so but we're usually broke so it's like change and he wants to lick and stick to me. =/
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I take showers most of the time, but occasionally I do like a bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
We've tried...Short donk makes that bit hard....well...uh...you know what I mean.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Read, yes. Watch, no. I like my porn classy like that.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends, I go back and forth. Sometimes it's fun to give a little hard lovin' to a particular Hozzweiler.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nawww, I just only married him for the dick.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Eh not really. But I don't call my FA watchlist a friends list. The folks I'd right down who are my friends though, yeah I guess I know them...I think. Maybe...if I didn't why would I call them friend?
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love is all a peson needs. The money will come with time or not at all. take your pick.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
A little bondage, a little biting and nibbling, a little hair pulling...This little purrygrowlie thing Hozz does, his rumbly voice....and I might admittedly like being made to cum so hard I'm stupid but we won't tell him that.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. We won't bring that up.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Frankly it doesn't matter where it is to be romantic...we have fucking then we have making love. And whether or not it's romantic is the mood.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
....Front office of a truck repair shop......thanks dear. There was also the time you molested me in the model car isle of HobbyLobby.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nobody busted in, but if they didn't know what we were doing...heaven help them.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
...No...don't know that I'd want to even think of going to one.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not a bar person.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See the above two.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, buuut I can appreciate a well built woman visually.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, but it was discussed XD
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope, but the ick factor would be hard for me to get over.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No....I don't think it'd be appreciated at WalMart.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Fuck no.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
=/
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I didn't buy it so technically Hozz owns it.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Ehhhhhhhhh....do not want to admit there is a toy in the bed room....must...get...out my...inner prude!
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
....Hozz....no piiiictures. =/
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Uhhh....HAHAHA. Yeah but it was...and wasn't and was fucking funny. "Moooooo"
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Maaaaaybe.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Back in the day......
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yeaaah but I'm not very comfortable with recieving.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I donno, what everone feels good today.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I donno....I like the variety.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No....Do not want.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
It's FA...who doesn't?
were all filling it out and the little short fat donk felt left out. 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
most definately....aaaaand that's prolly 'bout it. I'm a pretty devoted donk.2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I like it before bed...and in the morning...and sometimes after work...and suprise wake you up sex is awesome.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The opposite side of Hozz, unless he's wallered onto my side when I've gotten up to pee, then I'll sleep on his side.
4. Do you masturbate?
<.<; ....nu..... >.>;
5. How often? Lately?
Eh honestly depends on my mood. Somedays it's...like every minute I've got the privacy to do so. Most times it's far and few between though. Last time...was...this morning before Hozz woke up XD
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ouhm...Hozz has pestered me to do so but we're usually broke so it's like change and he wants to lick and stick to me. =/
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I take showers most of the time, but occasionally I do like a bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
We've tried...Short donk makes that bit hard....well...uh...you know what I mean.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Read, yes. Watch, no. I like my porn classy like that.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends, I go back and forth. Sometimes it's fun to give a little hard lovin' to a particular Hozzweiler.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nawww, I just only married him for the dick.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Eh not really. But I don't call my FA watchlist a friends list. The folks I'd right down who are my friends though, yeah I guess I know them...I think. Maybe...if I didn't why would I call them friend?
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love is all a peson needs. The money will come with time or not at all. take your pick.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
A little bondage, a little biting and nibbling, a little hair pulling...This little purrygrowlie thing Hozz does, his rumbly voice....and I might admittedly like being made to cum so hard I'm stupid but we won't tell him that.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. We won't bring that up.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Frankly it doesn't matter where it is to be romantic...we have fucking then we have making love. And whether or not it's romantic is the mood.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
....Front office of a truck repair shop......thanks dear. There was also the time you molested me in the model car isle of HobbyLobby.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nobody busted in, but if they didn't know what we were doing...heaven help them.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
...No...don't know that I'd want to even think of going to one.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not a bar person.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See the above two.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, buuut I can appreciate a well built woman visually.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, but it was discussed XD
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope, but the ick factor would be hard for me to get over.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No....I don't think it'd be appreciated at WalMart.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Fuck no.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
=/
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I didn't buy it so technically Hozz owns it.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Ehhhhhhhhh....do not want to admit there is a toy in the bed room....must...get...out my...inner prude!
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
....Hozz....no piiiictures. =/
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Uhhh....HAHAHA. Yeah but it was...and wasn't and was fucking funny. "Moooooo"
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Maaaaaybe.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Back in the day......
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yeaaah but I'm not very comfortable with recieving.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I donno, what everone feels good today.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I donno....I like the variety.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No....Do not want.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
It's FA...who doesn't?
DIRTY GIRL.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ouhm...Hozz has pestered me to do so but we're usually broke so it's like change and he wants to lick and stick to me. =/
Hozz, go for the gold dollars. I want Sarcy to have James J Polk on her ass.