That Sex MeMe going around... [Mature]
14 years ago
Responses Cross-Posted from LJ, so some answers may not apply for here.
Because I told Spectrum and Isfa I was going to post it here...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are several people on my friends list that I have had or currently do have sex with. =P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes? xD
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side. I have also slept on the left and middle depending on whom I'm sharing a bed with.
4. Do you masturbate?
I do, but I don't get off. Mostly, it's for the sensations. *shrug*
5. How often? Lately?
Not very often.. And, yes. Earlier this week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nah. People usually ask me to keep mine on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Prefer showers, but like baths all the same.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Murr. Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yah, and write it from time to time, too.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive = competing for dominance. Passive = boring. Gimme someone in the middle who'll respond.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes. A couple of someones, actually. =3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not everyone. Some of them are of the FOAF variety. :)
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, but, unfortunately, our world doesn't work like that.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Really? You're making me choose? Lemme see here... Note that all of these are from the giving end. Biting, impact play (caning/spanking {bare-handed AND flogger}), and hair pulling.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Um... I don't believe so.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
For me? In my girlfriend at the time's bed under the moonlight and steady, slow snow on Christmas night.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
There really are no "weird" places... Maybe in the forest in DeKalb next to the fence that divided the park from the golf course?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Hahahaha. Yes. By the cops, no less.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Why should I have to pay for something I get to see for free? =P
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes and no. Never came home with a random person, though.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
If you wanna get technical, yes, as I met JJ for the first time in a bar. But, in general, no.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
You seriously have to ask this question? ;-P
24. What's your sexuality?
Lesbian. I've dated a boy in the past, but real penises tend to squick me now. *shrug* For a time, I did consider myself bi, but, eh.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No, but when I was dating my boy, I do remember getting him nice and hard. *snicker*
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Been there, done that.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, though at my last job, I contemplated how to do it. xD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup. And have been consulted in the past on how to properly select dildos.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
*points to the grey bin that's the same size as the fursuit bin*
30. Do you own any sex toys?
....really? Really?
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Now, if I told you, that wouldn't be any fun... ;)
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, and yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yah, and she wasn't happy about it... >_>
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I'm a writer. That is my answer. (Keeping Spectrum's answer because it applies.)
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Mmm... Yes...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Honestly, I like seeing her ride my cock. Failing that, curled up against her where I can both finger her and bite her in various places.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Well, they say I'm a cunning linguist. ^_~
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
What do you think I did last weekend? xD
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Honestly? Kitten and maybe a handful of people on Fet. xD
Because I told Spectrum and Isfa I was going to post it here...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are several people on my friends list that I have had or currently do have sex with. =P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes? xD
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side. I have also slept on the left and middle depending on whom I'm sharing a bed with.
4. Do you masturbate?
I do, but I don't get off. Mostly, it's for the sensations. *shrug*
5. How often? Lately?
Not very often.. And, yes. Earlier this week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nah. People usually ask me to keep mine on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Prefer showers, but like baths all the same.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Murr. Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yah, and write it from time to time, too.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive = competing for dominance. Passive = boring. Gimme someone in the middle who'll respond.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes. A couple of someones, actually. =3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not everyone. Some of them are of the FOAF variety. :)
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, but, unfortunately, our world doesn't work like that.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Really? You're making me choose? Lemme see here... Note that all of these are from the giving end. Biting, impact play (caning/spanking {bare-handed AND flogger}), and hair pulling.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Um... I don't believe so.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
For me? In my girlfriend at the time's bed under the moonlight and steady, slow snow on Christmas night.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
There really are no "weird" places... Maybe in the forest in DeKalb next to the fence that divided the park from the golf course?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Hahahaha. Yes. By the cops, no less.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Why should I have to pay for something I get to see for free? =P
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes and no. Never came home with a random person, though.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
If you wanna get technical, yes, as I met JJ for the first time in a bar. But, in general, no.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
You seriously have to ask this question? ;-P
24. What's your sexuality?
Lesbian. I've dated a boy in the past, but real penises tend to squick me now. *shrug* For a time, I did consider myself bi, but, eh.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No, but when I was dating my boy, I do remember getting him nice and hard. *snicker*
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Been there, done that.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, though at my last job, I contemplated how to do it. xD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup. And have been consulted in the past on how to properly select dildos.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
*points to the grey bin that's the same size as the fursuit bin*
30. Do you own any sex toys?
....really? Really?
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Now, if I told you, that wouldn't be any fun... ;)
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, and yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yah, and she wasn't happy about it... >_>
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I'm a writer. That is my answer. (Keeping Spectrum's answer because it applies.)
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Mmm... Yes...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Honestly, I like seeing her ride my cock. Failing that, curled up against her where I can both finger her and bite her in various places.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Well, they say I'm a cunning linguist. ^_~
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
What do you think I did last weekend? xD
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Honestly? Kitten and maybe a handful of people on Fet. xD