Sex Meme... Just had to... :3 <3
15 years ago
General
"How can you ever learn from the darkness if you never turn out the light?"
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe a couple but that's just cause they're nice ta me. :3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm just saying that I'm good as long as there isn't a audience of more than a couple people. :3
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side that is closest to you. ;3
4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah. It keeps me level-headed for role play and writing. :3
5. How often? Lately?
Every other day or so. Usually when I go for a shower.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Well. Yea... not that I made much. XD
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers are great if they are nice and hot. But a bath has its uses too. :3
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No. I really want to try it one day.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yep. not really tradition porn though, I mainly read furry stuff.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the day, Do I wanna ride hard or be ridden hard. :3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not on this friends list. I don't know them well enough, but maybe. :3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Always... <3
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Rough, cuffs, and sometimes a little toy play.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, but little experience so far, so one day maybe.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
not in a shed out back. XD
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Done some oral in a storage shed once.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not for me really, but I could try anything once
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no, never been to a bar or club
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeah. kinda works that way, being mostly gay and all.
24. What's your sexuality?
omnisexual... mwahahahahahah!!!!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I used to work at one, Wish I had taken advantage of it.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope. I'm pretty lame.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I wish. Would have been a great reason to resign. :3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Damn right
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online stores count? yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A couple here and there
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Couple of canines and an equine
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope, not a camera guy
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never had that kind of trouble, not really all that name vocal
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope... Never really had a reason to
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep, it's kind of like living porn. :3
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Absolutely.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I like to be ridden or to ride, but hey, getting good and rough with doggystyle is fine with me. :3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Man, I like giving oral.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oral with two at once, kinda... but I wasn't too happy about it. I'm selfish.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Your mom
Maybe a couple but that's just cause they're nice ta me. :3
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm just saying that I'm good as long as there isn't a audience of more than a couple people. :3
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side that is closest to you. ;3
4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah. It keeps me level-headed for role play and writing. :3
5. How often? Lately?
Every other day or so. Usually when I go for a shower.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Well. Yea... not that I made much. XD
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers are great if they are nice and hot. But a bath has its uses too. :3
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No. I really want to try it one day.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yep. not really tradition porn though, I mainly read furry stuff.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the day, Do I wanna ride hard or be ridden hard. :3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not on this friends list. I don't know them well enough, but maybe. :3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Always... <3
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Rough, cuffs, and sometimes a little toy play.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, but little experience so far, so one day maybe.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
not in a shed out back. XD
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Done some oral in a storage shed once.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not for me really, but I could try anything once
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no, never been to a bar or club
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeah. kinda works that way, being mostly gay and all.
24. What's your sexuality?
omnisexual... mwahahahahahah!!!!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I used to work at one, Wish I had taken advantage of it.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope. I'm pretty lame.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I wish. Would have been a great reason to resign. :3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Damn right
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online stores count? yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A couple here and there
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Couple of canines and an equine
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope, not a camera guy
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never had that kind of trouble, not really all that name vocal
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope... Never really had a reason to
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep, it's kind of like living porn. :3
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Absolutely.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I like to be ridden or to ride, but hey, getting good and rough with doggystyle is fine with me. :3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Man, I like giving oral.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oral with two at once, kinda... but I wasn't too happy about it. I'm selfish.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Your mom
Willifred
~willifred
O.O i learned many things today...... <.< >.>
Daniru_Aren_Dai
~daniruarendai
OP
I'm glad that was educational for someone. XD
Willifred
~willifred
Ill have to do and post this. I do enjoy a good meme!
Daniru_Aren_Dai
~daniruarendai
OP
Do it! :3
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