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Sex meme…
15 years ago
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I can't believe I'm doing this…
NOTICE: if you don't want to know about my sad, sad sex life, stop reading now.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
My MSN friends list, yeah, if I wasn't afraid of real sex.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why not during the day?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My head near the wall, my feet away from it. I know, weird, right?
4. Do you masturbate?
… I think so.
5. How often? Lately?
At least once a day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I can't remember, so probably not.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths, but I usually end up taking showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
unless you count masturbation, no.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Girls Gone Wild is not as good as I thought it would be. I prefer hentai…
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't know… passive-aggressive would probably be my best partner.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My MSN friends list, yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Personally, no, if I did, I would be a deity. I forget who 74% of who the people on my friends lists even are.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Can't I have both? I need food, drink, and shelter… I don't think my mate would appreciate living in a cardboard box and going through the dumpster for food. I hate questions like these, because they're so one sided that there's only one correct answer, but no one wants to sound bad, so they pick the wrong one.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
You don't want to know… dirty dirty things. and a little creepy.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, but it's not anyone I'm still in contact with.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
If you count masturbation, at an expensive restaurant, while eating.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
If you count masturbation, on the way home from high school, using my over-sized coat to hide it.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If you count masturbation, yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Technically, yes.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Technically, no.
24. What's your sexuality?
Recently, I've lost track of it. I prefer females, though.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
If you count masturbation, yes.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
If you count masturbation, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
what's work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I think so.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Sadly, no.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Toys, maybe not. Though I do have hentai and porn.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
other than hentai and porn? The world of my imagination, and my hands?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
no naughty pics, yes I'm on film, but not in a naughty way. (unless you count baby pictures/videos)
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Technically, yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, quite a lot.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah. Look up intercourse in the dictionary.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
That depends on my mood.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
This also depends on my mood.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I really have no idea.Heroes and Heroines
Your dirty minded I like that.