Because you didn't need to know this about me
15 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon or night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of them.
4. Do you masturbate?
Anyone that says no is a damn liar.
5. How often? Lately?
Every few days. Yes.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, both. Important note: do this BEFORE getting all soaped up..
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm a single, sexually active male that isn't blind. What do you think?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood. Aggression can be sexy but sometimes my partner being submissive can be a lot of fun too.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Tough choice, but probably love. But I have trust issues lately.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Dom/sub play, when she wears something sexy - particularly stockings or thigh high boots, and costumes can be fun.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Probably the hotel suite on my honeymoon with my now ex-wife.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
That's a toss-up, really. In a house that was under construction, or in the bed of my truck which was parked in a cove that didn't have any houses or street lights yet, just off the main neighborhood road at night.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I have been, no one has said anything.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, I fail to see the point in going.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.. bar scene isn't for me.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, but a cougar tried once.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but that sounds like fun.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not in a public one.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, but I'd go with a girl.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I used to.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Had one of those vibrating dick rings.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, it's hard enough for people to get regular pictures of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but that would hilarious if done on purpose.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I attempted once, but it was just awkward.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, but it gets boring easily.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not really. Give all the oral you want, that doesn't make you any less of a virgin.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Woman on top.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Giving or recieving oral.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I dunno if I would want to.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You.
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon or night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of them.
4. Do you masturbate?
Anyone that says no is a damn liar.
5. How often? Lately?
Every few days. Yes.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, both. Important note: do this BEFORE getting all soaped up..
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm a single, sexually active male that isn't blind. What do you think?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood. Aggression can be sexy but sometimes my partner being submissive can be a lot of fun too.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Tough choice, but probably love. But I have trust issues lately.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Dom/sub play, when she wears something sexy - particularly stockings or thigh high boots, and costumes can be fun.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Probably the hotel suite on my honeymoon with my now ex-wife.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
That's a toss-up, really. In a house that was under construction, or in the bed of my truck which was parked in a cove that didn't have any houses or street lights yet, just off the main neighborhood road at night.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I have been, no one has said anything.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, I fail to see the point in going.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.. bar scene isn't for me.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, but a cougar tried once.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but that sounds like fun.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not in a public one.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, but I'd go with a girl.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I used to.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Had one of those vibrating dick rings.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, it's hard enough for people to get regular pictures of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but that would hilarious if done on purpose.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I attempted once, but it was just awkward.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, but it gets boring easily.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not really. Give all the oral you want, that doesn't make you any less of a virgin.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Woman on top.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Giving or recieving oral.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I dunno if I would want to.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You.
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NOW READ IT AND GO TOUCH YOURSELF
>anyone that says no is a liar
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