Woah, university is really kicking my ass this year! I have a few journals to write as well as quite a few commissions and what not to upload so expect those in a few days.

Anyway, just a quick little laugh for you guys!

I am really scared that some random bird or neighbourhood cat is going to snatch away my precious snake (Or alternatively that he will slither off) and so whenever I take him outside to have a run around I lay on the grass with him or climb the same tree. Today I was just chilling on the grass with Strike while my father cooked some meat on the braai/BBQ when someone decides that he is tired of the vegetation/wants a nap and spies an opening in the legs of my pants. I thought that he would just crawl halfway onto my thigh and then back out but for some reason he kept going, one part of him coiling on one leg, the other on my other leg.

I was like ‘cool, whatever floats you boat, just don’t get hungry’ but then my dad asks me to go inside to get a plate for the meat and, well, I needed to be able to get up in order to retrieve one for him and not having a snake dangerously close to your crotch might help too. Anyway my sister walked outside with a drink for both of us just as I was slipping out of my pants, the button holding them together already undone and the pants down as far as possible without me having to undo the zipper. She was like “What the fuck are you doing?” and I really didn’t have a good excuse so I simply told her the truth, “I’m just getting my snake out of my pants, what does it look like?” lol, you should have seen her face!

She was probably about to tell me to go masturbate in my room or something until I zipped down the fly and little Strike’s head popped out all like ‘Hey, what’s the big deal?’ before he started to slither out. Lol, my dad almost pissed himself he was laughing so hard at my sister’s expression! She was totally shocked, not really knowing why there was an actual snake in my pants and when that head popped out, lol, snake cawk anyone? XD I kept a straight face but the entire time I was dying to laugh as well but whatever. So yeah, slipped out of my pants, got the snake out, put them back on, wrapped snake around my neck, passed still shocked sister, returned with plate passing shocked sister, had a drink and saw her boyfriend walk outside with a bread roll to put on the fire.

“Dude, what happened to your sis?” “You know that random stuff happens around my family but sometimes it is just too random even for us.” “True, true. Then again your entire family is completely fucking insane anyway.” “You say that like it is a bad thing.” “Lol.”

She was just like “Soooooooo many questions...” before she walked back inside. XD Oh, and before anyone starts I certainly didn’t put or encourage my snake to explore the inside of my shorts, nor did it ‘do anything’ for me. And yes, I was wearing underwear. I would make a joke about Strike needing a friend but that would probably be inappropriate, right?

So what are your thoughts? Did anyone giggle at this or did I just waste five minutes of your life?

Some things cannot be unseen! :P