*in Professor Farnsworth's voice* Good news everyone. I'm only trapped here for for a little while. =B

The crankshaft is fine, for some reason the crankshaft pulley decided it wanted to be a deviant and got all bent out of shape and snapped off. I just need to go grab another pulley from the scrap yard and throw it on. Only problem is I can get the darn bolt off; need an impact wrench...

I'm just sooo happy I don't have to scrap my car and get a new one. Between paying off some of my debt, a few small bills and my mom's rent, I would have been screwed with a sandpaper dildo and venager. >.-

Granted my weekend was ruined, I'm at least grateful for being able to fix my car.