SEX MEME(Holy crap thats dirty!)
14 years ago
We've been brought here for a reason
Be it fate, or internal treason
Souls will be saved,
Or mutiny's waged,
As we plead for something to believe in
Be it fate, or internal treason
Souls will be saved,
Or mutiny's waged,
As we plead for something to believe in
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
More than one. :p
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning sex is the best!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep just fine on all sides, but if Im alone I prefer the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Im a 19 year old dude Do you really have to ask?
5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I feel like it I suppose, within reason.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I havent been asked too, yet.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers work well for everything.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower sex is the best thing since.. well, since sex.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Ive done both, ready is much more fun if the time allows it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Im pretty open to anything, I dont like one over the others, variety is key!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Of course.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Honestly, no, but Im not against getting to know any of them who send me a note.
13. would you choose money or love?
Cant buy love, but being wealthy enough to properly enjoy life without having to worry about money would certainly help.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm.. I dont suppose they are really kinks, but I do enjoy oral, both giving and recieving to both genders. Im into biting and scratching too.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
[b]I suppose not.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Im not sure it was all that romantic as much as daring, but the beach to some extent.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I suppose the above as well, or perhaps a kitchen.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
By my ex's shotgun totting grandfather literally as I finished on her face. If anyone has wondered, a clumsy idiot can successfully jump nude from a second story window and run quite quickly with a twisted ankle.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, not had the chance and its not the most thrilling idea.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Negative
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I believe me and two buddies were hit on by three drunk Aussie girls while having some dinner and drinking, does that count?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes indeed.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes, why else go to bad movies?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Shower/bathroom, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ive taken some glances inside.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, including a Cerberus K9 sheath.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two typical small dildo's, a prostate pleaser and the above mentioned Cerby.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, both.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yup
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
You can get an STD from it, so, of course, Sexually Transmitted Disease, derp.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hard to say, I like being ridden, Im not lazy, it just feels best.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Im not sure honestly, mutual masturbation is quite thrilling.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Im sure someone will.
More than one. :p
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning sex is the best!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep just fine on all sides, but if Im alone I prefer the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Im a 19 year old dude Do you really have to ask?
5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I feel like it I suppose, within reason.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I havent been asked too, yet.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers work well for everything.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower sex is the best thing since.. well, since sex.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Ive done both, ready is much more fun if the time allows it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Im pretty open to anything, I dont like one over the others, variety is key!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Of course.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Honestly, no, but Im not against getting to know any of them who send me a note.
13. would you choose money or love?
Cant buy love, but being wealthy enough to properly enjoy life without having to worry about money would certainly help.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm.. I dont suppose they are really kinks, but I do enjoy oral, both giving and recieving to both genders. Im into biting and scratching too.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
[b]I suppose not.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Im not sure it was all that romantic as much as daring, but the beach to some extent.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I suppose the above as well, or perhaps a kitchen.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
By my ex's shotgun totting grandfather literally as I finished on her face. If anyone has wondered, a clumsy idiot can successfully jump nude from a second story window and run quite quickly with a twisted ankle.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, not had the chance and its not the most thrilling idea.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Negative
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I believe me and two buddies were hit on by three drunk Aussie girls while having some dinner and drinking, does that count?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes indeed.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes, why else go to bad movies?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Shower/bathroom, yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ive taken some glances inside.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, including a Cerberus K9 sheath.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Two typical small dildo's, a prostate pleaser and the above mentioned Cerby.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, both.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yup
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
You can get an STD from it, so, of course, Sexually Transmitted Disease, derp.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hard to say, I like being ridden, Im not lazy, it just feels best.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Im not sure honestly, mutual masturbation is quite thrilling.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Im sure someone will.
BenoitOWN
~benoitown
Hehe :P
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