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15 years ago
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Yeah Ame kinda got me into posting this so before ya continue you WILL see things that may or may not define me sexually for those of you faint of heart or stomach LEAVE NAO!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
GONE?...good now with all the prudes and bible thumping holier than thou bastiches gone ,we can continue!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. and only ONE person ....She OWNS my heart.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
it's been ages so anytime with Ame is fine.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
what side? I sleep on a TINY couch...
4. Do you masturbate?
yes but only with the missus, it's better that way.
5. How often? Lately?
not often enough.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
only as part of a bet, hey I won $500.00 and REALLY squicked a person out , so win win scenario...hehe
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers as I don't have time or access to a full bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
it's been AGES...
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not really , guess I am boring like that...though I do make fun of hentai Mystery Science Theater 3,000 style at A-kon and frequent here so it's not like I don't see "teh pronz"...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
only if it's Ame she can do whatever she wants to do with me whenever plain and simple.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I love Ame with every last ounce of my being and I want to make her life as enjoyable as possible.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Through association and personally yes , though thankfully I do not "know" them in the biblical sense of the term..that would be "yeah"... sorry no..."shudder"....
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love , hands down.
plain and simple , I can get money love is a once-in-a-lifetime gig.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ame, making her cum and anything she wants to do to me. might involve ropes might not, use your imagination! , this ain't a cheesy tabloid rack magazine, or a cheap Harlequin "romance" ( read : PRONZ ...) paperback novel...
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes it was a ROUGH "relationship", I'd rather not speak about it .
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bed , need to change this I kinda have a little bit of an obsession with making her feel perfect.. and well there are hell of a lot more personal and romantic spots to make love in...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
weirdest place? a walk-in freezer...yeah I'm a sick freak, get over it...BTW cold does "interesting" things to a guy and his libido...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no thank the gods no that would be absurdly awkward .
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes sadly, friends drug me there kicking and screaming...I "popped-smoke & rolled" A.S.A.P. ( WITH MORE THAN A FEW BRUISES ON THE FRIENDS...BTW, I H8 strip joints with a bloody passion...HATE HATE H8!!! )
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No , never been desperate enough to bother besides I REALLY don't dig on casual sex...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No , but I have been kicked out for other reasons... mostly to drink and hang out with friends, other times just to get loud & obnoxious !
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, I go to a bar for a different reason...SWEET SWEET BOOZE-A-HOL!!!
just kidding I drink in moderation, and by moderation I mean that's the name of the bar off of king's street where I drink.....( sorry just kidding again couldn't resist a cheesy pun.... )
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed someone of the same sex to squick a friend i will NEVER have sex with a guy, sorry blokes I'm blissfully taken...
24. What's your sexuality?
straight, taken,monogamous,loyal past threat of death.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, too many people and the whole popcorn bucket trick is so passe / stereotypically bad...it's like a crappy sitcom gone form laughably poor to downright horridly unwatchable...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
NOPE, generally view public lavatories as places to be avoided...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope, well not MY work anyway... though the fridge sort of counts...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yes, but not anything "adult" in nature our adult store is a sex shop / costume store , bought a devil costume and a freakishly grotesque clown mask to pull a prank...which got me punched ,sending my butt flying about 18 feet + 5 feet of rolling across a large comic shop....go figure....hehe it was worth it!
That and an inflatable "love sheep" for Callum's birthday a few years back, pretty funny got a lot of laughs and a few blushes out of the more sheltered of the crowd...
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope don't really have a place to stash 'em...let alone the cash for batteries and lube ( hey firearms lube and batteries for tactical weapons lights and holographic weapon sights are more than enough damage to my wallet and I don't get anything out of them in "that" kinda way...lol , I already have a LOT of pricey hobbies... )
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
nope...
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yes..sortah , there are pics of me for the rocky horror picture show cos-play..
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Thank gods no...
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes with Ame , can't deal with that?...too 'Effin bad!, I'm 'effin human after all I do have a libido even though it's neglected and beaten to hell and back.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes but than ANYTHING passionate enough can , conversation can if done with the right degree of heartfelt emotion...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ame on top, anything she wants really...top bottom 69 doggy style, whatever...
38. What's your favorite sex act?
like Ame I kinda am partial to giving oral though she doesn't understand me wanting to do that to her...what can I say I want to make her feel perfect, she's my fetish...
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, I'm a selfish asshole...deal with it...in the immortal words of Daffy duck: " MINE,MINE MINE!, ALL MINE! mwahahahaha!!!!"
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
not a clue..maybe you? , LET'S SEE IT FOLKS COME ( cum? ) ON NOW!
GONE?...good now with all the prudes and bible thumping holier than thou bastiches gone ,we can continue!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. and only ONE person ....She OWNS my heart.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
it's been ages so anytime with Ame is fine.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
what side? I sleep on a TINY couch...
4. Do you masturbate?
yes but only with the missus, it's better that way.
5. How often? Lately?
not often enough.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
only as part of a bet, hey I won $500.00 and REALLY squicked a person out , so win win scenario...hehe
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers as I don't have time or access to a full bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
it's been AGES...
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not really , guess I am boring like that...though I do make fun of hentai Mystery Science Theater 3,000 style at A-kon and frequent here so it's not like I don't see "teh pronz"...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
only if it's Ame she can do whatever she wants to do with me whenever plain and simple.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I love Ame with every last ounce of my being and I want to make her life as enjoyable as possible.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Through association and personally yes , though thankfully I do not "know" them in the biblical sense of the term..that would be "yeah"... sorry no..."shudder"....
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love , hands down.
plain and simple , I can get money love is a once-in-a-lifetime gig.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ame, making her cum and anything she wants to do to me. might involve ropes might not, use your imagination! , this ain't a cheesy tabloid rack magazine, or a cheap Harlequin "romance" ( read : PRONZ ...) paperback novel...
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes it was a ROUGH "relationship", I'd rather not speak about it .
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bed , need to change this I kinda have a little bit of an obsession with making her feel perfect.. and well there are hell of a lot more personal and romantic spots to make love in...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
weirdest place? a walk-in freezer...yeah I'm a sick freak, get over it...BTW cold does "interesting" things to a guy and his libido...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
no thank the gods no that would be absurdly awkward .
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes sadly, friends drug me there kicking and screaming...I "popped-smoke & rolled" A.S.A.P. ( WITH MORE THAN A FEW BRUISES ON THE FRIENDS...BTW, I H8 strip joints with a bloody passion...HATE HATE H8!!! )
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No , never been desperate enough to bother besides I REALLY don't dig on casual sex...
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No , but I have been kicked out for other reasons... mostly to drink and hang out with friends, other times just to get loud & obnoxious !
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, I go to a bar for a different reason...SWEET SWEET BOOZE-A-HOL!!!
just kidding I drink in moderation, and by moderation I mean that's the name of the bar off of king's street where I drink.....( sorry just kidding again couldn't resist a cheesy pun.... )
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed someone of the same sex to squick a friend i will NEVER have sex with a guy, sorry blokes I'm blissfully taken...
24. What's your sexuality?
straight, taken,monogamous,loyal past threat of death.
27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, too many people and the whole popcorn bucket trick is so passe / stereotypically bad...it's like a crappy sitcom gone form laughably poor to downright horridly unwatchable...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
NOPE, generally view public lavatories as places to be avoided...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope, well not MY work anyway... though the fridge sort of counts...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yes, but not anything "adult" in nature our adult store is a sex shop / costume store , bought a devil costume and a freakishly grotesque clown mask to pull a prank...which got me punched ,sending my butt flying about 18 feet + 5 feet of rolling across a large comic shop....go figure....hehe it was worth it!
That and an inflatable "love sheep" for Callum's birthday a few years back, pretty funny got a lot of laughs and a few blushes out of the more sheltered of the crowd...
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope don't really have a place to stash 'em...let alone the cash for batteries and lube ( hey firearms lube and batteries for tactical weapons lights and holographic weapon sights are more than enough damage to my wallet and I don't get anything out of them in "that" kinda way...lol , I already have a LOT of pricey hobbies... )
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
nope...
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yes..sortah , there are pics of me for the rocky horror picture show cos-play..
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Thank gods no...
32. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes with Ame , can't deal with that?...too 'Effin bad!, I'm 'effin human after all I do have a libido even though it's neglected and beaten to hell and back.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes but than ANYTHING passionate enough can , conversation can if done with the right degree of heartfelt emotion...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ame on top, anything she wants really...top bottom 69 doggy style, whatever...
38. What's your favorite sex act?
like Ame I kinda am partial to giving oral though she doesn't understand me wanting to do that to her...what can I say I want to make her feel perfect, she's my fetish...
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope, I'm a selfish asshole...deal with it...in the immortal words of Daffy duck: " MINE,MINE MINE!, ALL MINE! mwahahahaha!!!!"
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
not a clue..maybe you? , LET'S SEE IT FOLKS COME ( cum? ) ON NOW!
