Customer service makes me want to start lying to people to get them the fuck off my back. I really don't care for customers who call all the time for stuff they will be getting back. What? Are you addicted to internet porn or something? Your computer will get fixed in lightning speed once I get to it. You people calling interrupts almost fifty minutes of my day on average. Plus all the doing other departments jobs that gets shoved on me and its a wonder your machine even got fixed at all.

Customers also like to paint me like a lair anyway. Whenever I give them a possibility, that they god damn asked for, I always say modifiers like maybe and probably. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I TOLD YOU FOR CERTAIN. I don't care how good you say your memory is I did not fucking tell you that was the problem you stupid bitch. I'm not some miracle worker who divined the problem with your system just by touching it before I shipped it off to the manufacturer for you. It was an educated guess. You know how god damn nice I'm being for even doing that for you? They generally make your cranky old ass do that yourself.

I also don't care that it's tax time. If you had done your taxes before you brought your machine in, which was still in a usable state, you could have finished them. In fact if you had brought your machine back in right after you noticed the problem you would have had it back already. She waited three months after getting it back from HP (before I even started working there) to bring it back because they fucked up the motherboard replacement. This is my fault how?

I'm done there. I could go on an on. I realize I take things a bit too personally. I just don't like bottling anything up for too long. Might go crazy and tell the oblivious people around me what I really think of them. I guess that makes me a liar deep down anyway. *sigh*