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14 years ago
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Looks like the internet is back on at home! It's a tentative connection, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.
Stole this meme from... a lot of people.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I think so.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
According to my Bedpost, usually in the afternoon.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side my partner's not sleeping on. The side closer to the dog's crate.
4. Do you masturbate?
Do you breathe?
5. How often? Lately?
Less often lately. I don't track my masturbation on Bedpost so I couldn't give you exact details.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've been offered money after taking my clothes off of my own volition.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. The bottom of the tub always feels gritty and grimy on my own bottom, no matter how clean the tub actually is.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I <3 shower sex!
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm on FA, aren't I? XD I also used to participate in unofficial Porn Nights with my friends in college. It was a lolsy event. If you've never seen the live-action, musical Alice in Wonderland porn from the '70s, you haven't lived yet.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, mostly. I like to be dominated. At some point I'd like to find someone to sub for me (in an ideal world, I'd like to be a driver/rider in a pony play scene), but I'd prefer to learn more about good BDSM etiquette and safety before taking on that kind of responsibility.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Ah-yep. ^__^
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HA! No.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Well, I've got love, but no money. So if I was offered money in addition to the love I've already got, you bet yer bum I'd take the money. But if I had to choose to only have one or the other? Love. Duh. What kind of person do you take me for?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage. Puppy play. Spanking/flogging/beating/otherwise being aggressed upon.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. And I have no intention of talking about it here.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Uh... in Lake Superior, under a full moon. No, really - IN the lake. Yeah, good times...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ooo, that's a toughie. My partner has a thing for public-ish "what if we get caught?" kind of sex. Let's see... in a moving car during rush hour in a large city... in the Mall of America bathroom that's located directly across from the mall police station... in an airport bathroom, quickly and secretly, while our friend was in the snack bar or something... under one of the tiny trees in the Japanese garden of a community college... all over our own college campus... against a tree in the woods, and we finished right before a family of hikers came through... chest-deep in Lake fucking Superior... Yep. Take your pick.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
My roommate walked in as I was losing my virginity. Such an amateur mistake, not to lock the damn door.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not officially, though I have been to a bar that featured mostly naked men dancing on poles.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Can't say that I have.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, but I've left a bar early due to other people's unwelcome sexual behavior.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I have had someone wrap their arms around my waist and literally lift me off the floor in a bar... so... yes?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I've gone all ways. The only sexual "type" of person I've never had sex with is an intersex person, though I would like to very much. I think it would be a very beautiful experience.
24. What's your sexuality?
QUEER.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Ew. Sticky floors. No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See number 17. I've had sex in many, many bathrooms.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I've masturbated at work.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I <3 the Smitten Kitten.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. Yes. And more yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I enjoy a vast collection, yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Well, let's see. Three silicone dildos, one of which vibrates, one metal vibrating dildo, three butt plugs, a bullet and an upscale fancy-pants vibrator (hey! they're fun!), a leather strap-on harness (don't ask), multiple cuffs, a ping-pong paddle, a leather chest harness, these rubber finger-condom type things with little nubblies on the outside, leashes, belts, ropes, snaps, handcuffs (real ones, metal, with a key), a flexible rubber ruler, a spiffy blindfold I made myself... and I'm probably forgetting something. Yeah, they build up over the years.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My partner has photos. And I'm the only one who has the video footage.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I don't usually call people's names out during sex at all, so no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep. I suck at it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not since I was about 13.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I thought "intercourse" specifically referred to genital or anal penetration. I think oral sex does count as real sex, though. That's why they call it oral SEX.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hard to say. I usually shift around a whole lot during the process. Sideways is nice, though.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Teasing, just in general. Preferably while restraints are in use.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Ohhh yes. Quite a few times.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't really care, honestly.
Stole this meme from... a lot of people.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I think so.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
According to my Bedpost, usually in the afternoon.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side my partner's not sleeping on. The side closer to the dog's crate.
4. Do you masturbate?
Do you breathe?
5. How often? Lately?
Less often lately. I don't track my masturbation on Bedpost so I couldn't give you exact details.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've been offered money after taking my clothes off of my own volition.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. The bottom of the tub always feels gritty and grimy on my own bottom, no matter how clean the tub actually is.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I <3 shower sex!
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm on FA, aren't I? XD I also used to participate in unofficial Porn Nights with my friends in college. It was a lolsy event. If you've never seen the live-action, musical Alice in Wonderland porn from the '70s, you haven't lived yet.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, mostly. I like to be dominated. At some point I'd like to find someone to sub for me (in an ideal world, I'd like to be a driver/rider in a pony play scene), but I'd prefer to learn more about good BDSM etiquette and safety before taking on that kind of responsibility.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Ah-yep. ^__^
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HA! No.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Well, I've got love, but no money. So if I was offered money in addition to the love I've already got, you bet yer bum I'd take the money. But if I had to choose to only have one or the other? Love. Duh. What kind of person do you take me for?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage. Puppy play. Spanking/flogging/beating/otherwise being aggressed upon.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. And I have no intention of talking about it here.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Uh... in Lake Superior, under a full moon. No, really - IN the lake. Yeah, good times...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ooo, that's a toughie. My partner has a thing for public-ish "what if we get caught?" kind of sex. Let's see... in a moving car during rush hour in a large city... in the Mall of America bathroom that's located directly across from the mall police station... in an airport bathroom, quickly and secretly, while our friend was in the snack bar or something... under one of the tiny trees in the Japanese garden of a community college... all over our own college campus... against a tree in the woods, and we finished right before a family of hikers came through... chest-deep in Lake fucking Superior... Yep. Take your pick.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
My roommate walked in as I was losing my virginity. Such an amateur mistake, not to lock the damn door.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not officially, though I have been to a bar that featured mostly naked men dancing on poles.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Can't say that I have.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, but I've left a bar early due to other people's unwelcome sexual behavior.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I have had someone wrap their arms around my waist and literally lift me off the floor in a bar... so... yes?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I've gone all ways. The only sexual "type" of person I've never had sex with is an intersex person, though I would like to very much. I think it would be a very beautiful experience.
24. What's your sexuality?
QUEER.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Ew. Sticky floors. No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See number 17. I've had sex in many, many bathrooms.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I've masturbated at work.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I <3 the Smitten Kitten.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. Yes. And more yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I enjoy a vast collection, yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Well, let's see. Three silicone dildos, one of which vibrates, one metal vibrating dildo, three butt plugs, a bullet and an upscale fancy-pants vibrator (hey! they're fun!), a leather strap-on harness (don't ask), multiple cuffs, a ping-pong paddle, a leather chest harness, these rubber finger-condom type things with little nubblies on the outside, leashes, belts, ropes, snaps, handcuffs (real ones, metal, with a key), a flexible rubber ruler, a spiffy blindfold I made myself... and I'm probably forgetting something. Yeah, they build up over the years.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My partner has photos. And I'm the only one who has the video footage.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I don't usually call people's names out during sex at all, so no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep. I suck at it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not since I was about 13.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I thought "intercourse" specifically referred to genital or anal penetration. I think oral sex does count as real sex, though. That's why they call it oral SEX.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hard to say. I usually shift around a whole lot during the process. Sideways is nice, though.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Teasing, just in general. Preferably while restraints are in use.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Ohhh yes. Quite a few times.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't really care, honestly.
:3c
Man, you do sound fun, too! Lots of crazy places to have sex, nice. I masturbated at work before, too, but it doesn't really count because I work alone outta this office. I just gotta close the blinds and lock the door ha ha ha
# 14 - I would like to paddle your bottom!
#14: You'll have to clear that with my boyfriend, first. :P We're open, but our golden rule is Seek Advance Permission.