Sex Meme! Got tagged.
14 years ago
You have nothing to fear but fear itself...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, yeah, if I wasn't mated.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, baby! The sun ain't the only thing that comes up around my house in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall, whichever that happens to be. I burrow.
4. Do you masturbate?
Not as much as I used to.
5. How often? Lately?
A month ago, Daily. Now, maybe 3 times a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not sex but foreplay.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Heh more than I should. XP
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive. I'm a top all the way.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love several very much as friends. but my mate the most.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Just my mate in person.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Handjobs, dirty talk, bondage.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my mate's bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I jacked off in an airplane bathroom once, that's about it. I don't do sex except at home or somewhere secure.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope but I'd love to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No way!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Someone tried.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Damn straight!...wait...
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay/very slightly bisexual. Gotta be in the right mood.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, just groped
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nada.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does being spied on through a hole in the bathroom partition count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Sure have!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few. A paddle, a leather cockring, a small fleshlight and VERY small dildo....*coughs* Which was a gift.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A paddle, a leather cockring, a small fleshlight and VERY small dildo....*coughs* Which was a gift.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hell yeah.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Roleplays
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
If you're the one sucking cock.
37. What's your favorite sexual position (or positions)?
Doggy style!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting sucked off from beginning to finish while standing up.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
dinfleetpaw
Lekko
swampwulf
A few, yeah, if I wasn't mated.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, baby! The sun ain't the only thing that comes up around my house in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall, whichever that happens to be. I burrow.
4. Do you masturbate?
Not as much as I used to.
5. How often? Lately?
A month ago, Daily. Now, maybe 3 times a week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not sex but foreplay.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Heh more than I should. XP
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive. I'm a top all the way.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love several very much as friends. but my mate the most.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Just my mate in person.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Handjobs, dirty talk, bondage.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my mate's bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I jacked off in an airplane bathroom once, that's about it. I don't do sex except at home or somewhere secure.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope but I'd love to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No way!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Someone tried.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Damn straight!...wait...
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay/very slightly bisexual. Gotta be in the right mood.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, just groped
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nada.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does being spied on through a hole in the bathroom partition count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Sure have!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few. A paddle, a leather cockring, a small fleshlight and VERY small dildo....*coughs* Which was a gift.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A paddle, a leather cockring, a small fleshlight and VERY small dildo....*coughs* Which was a gift.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hell yeah.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Roleplays
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
If you're the one sucking cock.
37. What's your favorite sexual position (or positions)?
Doggy style!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting sucked off from beginning to finish while standing up.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?




Charn
~charn
Yeah, like
Swampwulf is gonna repost that. :)


JOSHI_the_Drako
!joshithedrako
I would XD