OOoooo I just HAD to...Read at your OWN Risk! [naughty meme]
14 years ago
~Remember when your mom told you she loved you?~
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
maybe
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever side is closer to the open window
4. Do you masturbate?
Doesn't everyone? o.O
5. How often? Lately?
whenever I need to...that's good enough for you to know.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but I have for Tequila. That Jose is a persuasive bastard...
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, good and hot
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
LOTS of times in the shower ^_^
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Um, I'm HERE, aren't I?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressively dominant <3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Sure do.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Only the weirdos...
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love...
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
That's information only needed if you're lucky enough to get in bed with me. =)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
my bed
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
down at the ballpark bleachers during a tornado warning with the storm right overhead
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
oh yeah...hehehe
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yup
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
*eye roll* No. I have morals.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Definitely not.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See number 20.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope, and never will
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight. I love the dick.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
"oral" sex count?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
well yeah...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
hehehe tried once.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh yes. They think I'm well underage until they see my driver's license. xD
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup. Gag gifts for those I know WOULD never go in one, or get easily embarrassed by such fun "toys". lol
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not telling ^_^
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See number 30.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
more than likely....the bastard that I was engaged to years ago.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
*snickering* Not yet...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
LOL yup...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
See number 34.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure do.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Any that allow me to get dominated <3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
pouncing my partner unaware, pleasuring him completely [usually oral], then walking away without him having touched or pleasured me in return. I'm selfish like that? lol =)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope. I don't share...*growl*
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
On my friends list? *chokes on her energy drink with laughter* I'll be surprised if ANY of them have the guts to do it. =D [excluding
eternalundeath who did it first and I pirated this from ^_^]
maybe
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever side is closer to the open window
4. Do you masturbate?
Doesn't everyone? o.O
5. How often? Lately?
whenever I need to...that's good enough for you to know.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but I have for Tequila. That Jose is a persuasive bastard...
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, good and hot
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
LOTS of times in the shower ^_^
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Um, I'm HERE, aren't I?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressively dominant <3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Sure do.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Only the weirdos...
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love...
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
That's information only needed if you're lucky enough to get in bed with me. =)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
my bed
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
down at the ballpark bleachers during a tornado warning with the storm right overhead
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
oh yeah...hehehe
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yup
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
*eye roll* No. I have morals.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Definitely not.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See number 20.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope, and never will
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight. I love the dick.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
"oral" sex count?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
well yeah...
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
hehehe tried once.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh yes. They think I'm well underage until they see my driver's license. xD
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup. Gag gifts for those I know WOULD never go in one, or get easily embarrassed by such fun "toys". lol
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not telling ^_^
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See number 30.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
more than likely....the bastard that I was engaged to years ago.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
*snickering* Not yet...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
LOL yup...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
See number 34.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure do.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Any that allow me to get dominated <3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
pouncing my partner unaware, pleasuring him completely [usually oral], then walking away without him having touched or pleasured me in return. I'm selfish like that? lol =)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope. I don't share...*growl*
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
On my friends list? *chokes on her energy drink with laughter* I'll be surprised if ANY of them have the guts to do it. =D [excluding
eternalundeath who did it first and I pirated this from ^_^]
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