(In a long winded, Boring way...)

I just got back from the first two weeks of my Singaporean NS training.

From now on, I must book in on a Sunday evening, And I can book out on a Friday afternoon...

Man, Do I feel tired...

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(In a short winded, Badass way...)

*Walks into the room, Carrying a Minigun on one hand, And a grenade launcher in the other...*

*And is wearing combat boots, Leather jacket with full body armour, And sunglasses...*

I'm Back!...*Thick Austrian Accent*