Road Rage Lulz
14 years ago
People on the road can be really hilarious sometimes, i swear. (no seriously, it's not a rant journal. just a silly driving story)
Today i had one of those "i love everything" moods so on the way back from school today i decided to pick up some coffee for my mom (cause we got this really sweet coffee place near our house). So i get the coffee and get back onto the road. now theres this one light where you can make a right turn on red but you gotta wait for the green arrow people to do their left turn thing into the road first. common sense right? not for some people apparently. chugging along right behind me comes this rather hefty woman sipping on some kind of what appeared to be a mcdonalds shake (not that that's important or anything, just an observation) so the people that have the right of way get their green arrow and start turning onto the road. theres a long line that i really can't squeeze through so i'm sitting there waiting for all of them to go. Apparently Mrs.McDonalds Lady diddnt understand the traffic laws or something however because she's sitting behind me screaming and swearing her head off for me to go whilst there is a wall of cars blocking my path. i have somewhat of a short temper and usually i probably would have gone off on them but watching a lady scream and yell and have a general tantrum because i'm obeying basic traffic and safety laws while sucking down giant heaps of milkshake in between provocatives is just too dern hilarious to get mad at.
Well the cars cleared and i went on with driving without a problem. This lady stayed behind me up till i turned into my neighborhood (most likely going the same way rather than stalking my car, mind you) Judging by the tantrum she threw earlier, i figured she'd probably do the cliche "flip me off while beeping" thing most angry people so often do. Well she did, so i made sure to flash her the biggest dern smile i can sincerely give while waving to her as she drove past. It absolutely cracks me up how politeness pisses people off more than anything else XD
Today i had one of those "i love everything" moods so on the way back from school today i decided to pick up some coffee for my mom (cause we got this really sweet coffee place near our house). So i get the coffee and get back onto the road. now theres this one light where you can make a right turn on red but you gotta wait for the green arrow people to do their left turn thing into the road first. common sense right? not for some people apparently. chugging along right behind me comes this rather hefty woman sipping on some kind of what appeared to be a mcdonalds shake (not that that's important or anything, just an observation) so the people that have the right of way get their green arrow and start turning onto the road. theres a long line that i really can't squeeze through so i'm sitting there waiting for all of them to go. Apparently Mrs.McDonalds Lady diddnt understand the traffic laws or something however because she's sitting behind me screaming and swearing her head off for me to go whilst there is a wall of cars blocking my path. i have somewhat of a short temper and usually i probably would have gone off on them but watching a lady scream and yell and have a general tantrum because i'm obeying basic traffic and safety laws while sucking down giant heaps of milkshake in between provocatives is just too dern hilarious to get mad at.
Well the cars cleared and i went on with driving without a problem. This lady stayed behind me up till i turned into my neighborhood (most likely going the same way rather than stalking my car, mind you) Judging by the tantrum she threw earlier, i figured she'd probably do the cliche "flip me off while beeping" thing most angry people so often do. Well she did, so i made sure to flash her the biggest dern smile i can sincerely give while waving to her as she drove past. It absolutely cracks me up how politeness pisses people off more than anything else XD
ShujinTribble
~shujintribble
CLASSINESS is it's own reward.
pyro1992
~pyro1992
OP
oh most certainly
Subito_Kurai
~subitokurai
win
pyro1992
~pyro1992
OP
both a win and fail imo XD
pyro1992
~pyro1992
OP
haha gotta agree with you there
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