So It's Like This Right...
14 years ago
General
I called the DMV in Longview yesterday to see if I could schedule a Road test there instead of having to wait until the 29th in Henderson right? Well the guys tells me, he says to come up in person, preferably before they opened to take one. So I ask him when they open and he says 8am. So I go to bed last night around midnight *could not sleep for shit* and wake up about six thirty. Rotsuoy got in the shower and I made some DELICIOUS French Toast *yeah the wolfy makes delicious breakfast foodings*
Gas station pit-stop for some MUCH needed car food, and of course some sodas and chippies for the two of us...but no water in the thingy to wash the windows...OFF TO THE NEXT GAS STATION. Cleaned the Shit off the windows *I swear to god they aim for black cars...*
ANYWAYS...So we drive over to the DMV. LINE OUT TO THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!! They were not even open yet, that guy was not joking about getting there EARLY. So I get in line, and it moves fairly fast. Guy comes around with a clipboard and gives the 2:30pm slot to me for the road test. Well Fuck. It is only nine, so thats what, five hours to kill eh?
ME and Rotsuoy head over to Wendy's to grab a bite to eat. We walk by the door and she sees the ice cream parlor and wants some...so we wait in the car for a half-an-hour, her asking me the time every three minutes or so, and get some delicious ice creamses. Her a shake of Red Velvet, and myself a double scoop waffle cone of reeses and Choc. Chip cookie dough. YUM...
So after that we head out to Academy and futz around there for a bit, I got a frisbee and a hat for myself, and a new pair of earbuds for her. Afterwards we went to Hastings and drooled over a copy of both Clerks 1 AND 2....not enough moneys...*sad faces*
Then we stopped by Goodwill and found Warriors of Virtue, The Neverending Story, My Favorite Martian, and All Dogs go to Heaven *unopened by the way* On VHS for like 75 cents apiece *freaking happy pair of wolves I can tell you that much*
After that we hit the park to play frisbee, soon after followed a very unpleasant experience. I reached up to put my hair in my hat so it would not fly around, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in my groin region that quickly brought me to my knees *ouch* I look down to see a round black object lying on the grass next to me, I got hit in the nuts with a frisbee *flailflailflail*
So I get up after a bit, Rotsuoy apologizing relentlessly, and me telling her it is ok, shit happens. I continue playing for a bit and all of a sudden she looks at her wrist, finds out she is bleeding. So we go bother the teacher by the playground *the whole time It is my turn to apologize relentlessly* for a band-aid, only to remember we forgot there was a first-aid kit in the trunk *Facepaw*
So we decide to spend the last horu at the DMV, which turns out only to be about 45 minutes. I get called up and he tells me to bring the car around behind the guy at the carport on the other side of the building. So I get in, grab a kiss for good luck from my baby *and the bean* and head over there. Wait patiently for him to finish with the guy before me and get back. He tests the blinkers and such, all that jazz and gets in. Takes me around the block for the test, I parallel park *horribly according to his scoresheet* and go on down the road to finish my test.
We get back, and this lady almost backs into us because she was not looking behind her. Lucky for me I have damn good reflexes in a car *Tamara can vouch for me on this part XD* and slipped around her into the spot. My tester tells me that they have ALOT of wrecks from shit like that in front of the building and I comment on how they must be VERY good friends with the tow service. He chuckles at this, tells me I pass, and I *fist pump* out the car door, where my baby congratulates me.
FINALLY. After TWO FUCKING YEARS of trying to renew my GOD FORSAKEN LICENSE, I finally get it done...who said perseverance never paid off eh?
Gas station pit-stop for some MUCH needed car food, and of course some sodas and chippies for the two of us...but no water in the thingy to wash the windows...OFF TO THE NEXT GAS STATION. Cleaned the Shit off the windows *I swear to god they aim for black cars...*
ANYWAYS...So we drive over to the DMV. LINE OUT TO THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!! They were not even open yet, that guy was not joking about getting there EARLY. So I get in line, and it moves fairly fast. Guy comes around with a clipboard and gives the 2:30pm slot to me for the road test. Well Fuck. It is only nine, so thats what, five hours to kill eh?
ME and Rotsuoy head over to Wendy's to grab a bite to eat. We walk by the door and she sees the ice cream parlor and wants some...so we wait in the car for a half-an-hour, her asking me the time every three minutes or so, and get some delicious ice creamses. Her a shake of Red Velvet, and myself a double scoop waffle cone of reeses and Choc. Chip cookie dough. YUM...
So after that we head out to Academy and futz around there for a bit, I got a frisbee and a hat for myself, and a new pair of earbuds for her. Afterwards we went to Hastings and drooled over a copy of both Clerks 1 AND 2....not enough moneys...*sad faces*
Then we stopped by Goodwill and found Warriors of Virtue, The Neverending Story, My Favorite Martian, and All Dogs go to Heaven *unopened by the way* On VHS for like 75 cents apiece *freaking happy pair of wolves I can tell you that much*
After that we hit the park to play frisbee, soon after followed a very unpleasant experience. I reached up to put my hair in my hat so it would not fly around, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in my groin region that quickly brought me to my knees *ouch* I look down to see a round black object lying on the grass next to me, I got hit in the nuts with a frisbee *flailflailflail*
So I get up after a bit, Rotsuoy apologizing relentlessly, and me telling her it is ok, shit happens. I continue playing for a bit and all of a sudden she looks at her wrist, finds out she is bleeding. So we go bother the teacher by the playground *the whole time It is my turn to apologize relentlessly* for a band-aid, only to remember we forgot there was a first-aid kit in the trunk *Facepaw*
So we decide to spend the last horu at the DMV, which turns out only to be about 45 minutes. I get called up and he tells me to bring the car around behind the guy at the carport on the other side of the building. So I get in, grab a kiss for good luck from my baby *and the bean* and head over there. Wait patiently for him to finish with the guy before me and get back. He tests the blinkers and such, all that jazz and gets in. Takes me around the block for the test, I parallel park *horribly according to his scoresheet* and go on down the road to finish my test.
We get back, and this lady almost backs into us because she was not looking behind her. Lucky for me I have damn good reflexes in a car *Tamara can vouch for me on this part XD* and slipped around her into the spot. My tester tells me that they have ALOT of wrecks from shit like that in front of the building and I comment on how they must be VERY good friends with the tow service. He chuckles at this, tells me I pass, and I *fist pump* out the car door, where my baby congratulates me.
FINALLY. After TWO FUCKING YEARS of trying to renew my GOD FORSAKEN LICENSE, I finally get it done...who said perseverance never paid off eh?
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And he can't get his CDL he doesn't even have his DL and he is afraid of driving.