I woke up with killer heartburn, then got up and realized I also have a massive migraine. Then my stomach turned over and I spent a half hour dry heaving into the toilet. Then I had an allergic reaction after I was done or perhaps during I was kind of distracted. The sneezing only exasperating my migraine.

To top it all off I was apparently trying to puke so hard a whole bunch of blood vessels around my eyes broke so I look like a red faced raccoon.

If I had been drinking this would be an expected reaction, but that is not the case. The heartburn is from going to bed right after eating something admittedly spicy, and that combined with the head pain made me sick.

So, now I'm going to double up on my migraine medication and stare blankly at the television. I think its called watching television. Hopefully I'll fall back asleep.