I'm 42% virgin?
14 years ago
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (x) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X) – I’m going to go on this under the assumption that pets count.
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. ( )
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X) – When my first chameleon died. My Mom pulled me out of school. =(
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. ( )
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ()
34. Broken a bone. ( )
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X) – Only in the sense of having written/drawn it.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) – Mostly with needles while sewing.
46. Shot a gun. (X) – And I’m not interested in doing so again.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( ) – This kind of thing really pisses me off, actually.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X) – I work on and with the internet, but I’ve been online that long before I started my current job.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X) – Woot for LoTR marathons!
50. Watched an animal die (X) – A chicken had a heart attack in front of me and my brother when I was a kid.
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X) – I’m a ninja. >.>
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X) – This is not something I’m proud of…
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X) – Still do.
58. Dressed goth. (X) – Still do.
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (X) – Relatively small time Canadian folk group, but I’ve met them.
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) – Only by accident, not in the emo sense.
68. Bungee jumped. ( ) – Yeah… Not happening… Ever…
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
71. Got caught stealing something. ( ) – I’ve never been caught, but I have stolen things. I was a rotten kid.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ( ) – Never in the balls, I don’t fight as dirty as most girls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( ) – This is one of my steadfast ‘Hell No’ situations. I’ve also never dated a friend’s ex, it seems inappropriate to me.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( ) – Never arrested, but I’ve spoken with the police more than the average person.
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X) – The U.S of A several times, soon to have England and Ireland added.
79. Started your house on fire. ( ) – Not my house, my shoes though. Don’t ask. XD
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X) – One of my friend’s ex boyfriends asked me out, and I had no idea he was even interested in me. Never went out with him though.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X) – I’d hope so, given that I’ve been married for over a year and a half now and have been with my husband 5 years as of next month.
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X) – Though lately I have trouble doing this, I get twitchy.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( )
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X) – It’s weird, I get told this a LOT by random strangers. =S
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X) – Apparently having curly hair renders most other women hideously jealous of me.
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. ( )
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( ) – When I get abysmal service or get ignored by waitresses, I’m tempted…
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X) – I was a violent teen, and I got into a lot of fights.
100. Been raped. (X) - Let's not get into this one...
TOTAL – 42% virgin, which seems weird for some reason.
Start with 100%. Put an (x) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X) – I’m going to go on this under the assumption that pets count.
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. ( )
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X) – When my first chameleon died. My Mom pulled me out of school. =(
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. ( )
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ()
34. Broken a bone. ( )
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X) – Only in the sense of having written/drawn it.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) – Mostly with needles while sewing.
46. Shot a gun. (X) – And I’m not interested in doing so again.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( ) – This kind of thing really pisses me off, actually.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X) – I work on and with the internet, but I’ve been online that long before I started my current job.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X) – Woot for LoTR marathons!
50. Watched an animal die (X) – A chicken had a heart attack in front of me and my brother when I was a kid.
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X) – I’m a ninja. >.>
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X) – This is not something I’m proud of…
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X) – Still do.
58. Dressed goth. (X) – Still do.
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (X) – Relatively small time Canadian folk group, but I’ve met them.
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) – Only by accident, not in the emo sense.
68. Bungee jumped. ( ) – Yeah… Not happening… Ever…
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
71. Got caught stealing something. ( ) – I’ve never been caught, but I have stolen things. I was a rotten kid.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ( ) – Never in the balls, I don’t fight as dirty as most girls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( ) – This is one of my steadfast ‘Hell No’ situations. I’ve also never dated a friend’s ex, it seems inappropriate to me.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( ) – Never arrested, but I’ve spoken with the police more than the average person.
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X) – The U.S of A several times, soon to have England and Ireland added.
79. Started your house on fire. ( ) – Not my house, my shoes though. Don’t ask. XD
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X) – One of my friend’s ex boyfriends asked me out, and I had no idea he was even interested in me. Never went out with him though.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X) – I’d hope so, given that I’ve been married for over a year and a half now and have been with my husband 5 years as of next month.
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X) – Though lately I have trouble doing this, I get twitchy.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( )
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X) – It’s weird, I get told this a LOT by random strangers. =S
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X) – Apparently having curly hair renders most other women hideously jealous of me.
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. ( )
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( ) – When I get abysmal service or get ignored by waitresses, I’m tempted…
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X) – I was a violent teen, and I got into a lot of fights.
100. Been raped. (X) - Let's not get into this one...
TOTAL – 42% virgin, which seems weird for some reason.
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And you do have wonderful eyes.