Ehehe-whatever I do, chaos insured :D
14 years ago
So well, I have this crush on Tango, the pretty dog somewhere in my gallery. And-I wanna take him home BUT *thinking I was aaaaall sensible n'stuff..* I decided to go see one of Germany's best and most famous dog trainers. Together with HIM *that great idea was mine...*. The shelter gave me permission and everything was fine, muzzle was put on him *I freaking hate those things...* dashed the dog in the car and flew off. She worked out a SERIOUS plan for him, strict rules, do's and dont's and so on. Sounds great, yes? Being all happy and satisfied, I *cough wanted* to drive back home. Now, you must know I never ever EVER drive anywhere that far without a)getting lost due to my navi or b)drama... Well, the bloody car broke down <3 Soooo now I am stuck in a little bed and breakfast, waiting for the special spare-parts for the car which the mechanic didn't have on stock aaaas-my car is sooo oooold xD I am sleeping in a little room-together with Tango who is to keep to a serious plan cuz he is "dangerous".
Now the serious part: he totally IS a danger to society, a killer it is proven! He might slobber you to death or kick you out of bed or knock you over as he is such a lap-dog, loves to jump in my arms... so much for that, he sleeps in the bed *which is not mine ^o^* with me, is totally addicted to huggs n' cuddles and-not a sign of aggression. He follows me everywhere-also in the shower which I find pretty funny as he is IN the shower xD I've totally and utterly fallen in love with him, noway ever he is going back to the shelter. As soon as we get home, I'll work out the contract with them so he can go home. Whenever my car will be working again that is x'D
Just-wanted to tell you that-sorry for typos but writing with an iphone is not thaaaat easy-at least not for me ;D
Hope you are doing well^^
Now the serious part: he totally IS a danger to society, a killer it is proven! He might slobber you to death or kick you out of bed or knock you over as he is such a lap-dog, loves to jump in my arms... so much for that, he sleeps in the bed *which is not mine ^o^* with me, is totally addicted to huggs n' cuddles and-not a sign of aggression. He follows me everywhere-also in the shower which I find pretty funny as he is IN the shower xD I've totally and utterly fallen in love with him, noway ever he is going back to the shelter. As soon as we get home, I'll work out the contract with them so he can go home. Whenever my car will be working again that is x'D
Just-wanted to tell you that-sorry for typos but writing with an iphone is not thaaaat easy-at least not for me ;D
Hope you are doing well^^
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Seriously.
What breed is he?
Seriously.
What breed is he?