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14 years ago
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FYI from AnthonyM - I stole this meme from someone. So spelling and wording is... yeah
Just remember I'm very...openen
1.Do you sleep naked?
Rarely - Most of those times in summer or late spring
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
About half the time because I'll have forgotten to remove them
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Alone. I don't much care for being groped in my sleep.
Or when they think I'm sleeping
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, it enrages me
5. Are you a manly man?
By manly you mean...? I do remember a comic saying something about manly/manlier and that let to RAEP TIME! So I'll say no for my safety...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My friend Orrin
7. Small or large package?
Male hasn't come today =^-^= Tell you what. If you can get my pants off I'll tell you. Until then I can't tell you. Personal law keeping me out of jail.
8. Are you short?
Average height. 5' 8"
9. Do you like somebody?
Define "like" if you mean "I won't hurt them for being near me" then sure
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Facebook? Password? I don't have any passwords anywhere that have to do with a girl. I'm just not that sappy
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
No. Whose going to smell them? The sock police?
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not particularily
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I do if I'm going to a party or get-together
14. Are you double jointed?
I don't think so. I have a loose shoulder and a strange ankle. Plus I can pop three knuckle tendons out at once. Hurts like hell after about 6 times
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In a 55gallon barrel
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope. I haven't seen anyone in the past 24hrs. Its been awesome and quite
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I really doubt it
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
To get their attention, yes
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I have no idea. Probably none. Even if they start reading they'll be sorely disappointed by they time they hit qeustion 7.
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG <---- What the hell is this?
[] I love to laugh. (AnthonyM: No, it hurts my face)
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno. (Mostly german techno)
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse. (I'm not going to ask)
[] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[] I get bored watching football. (Hell I get bored with hearing about it. I never watch football)
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[] Girls are confusing. (Not really. But they are digging themselves a hole)
[X] I've been called a bad influence. (Which isn't true)
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Undergarment. And ... I want to answer this without looking.... Grey? YES! I was right. They're grey
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Depends on the girl. Usually dark brown but not if their skin is white as a snow-swept December morning
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
No. There is one that I absolutely despise for being notoriously thick and irritating as all hell
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be persistant in a way that doesn't irritate me to hell. Or you know, don't demand knowledge about me.
5. Do you have a best friend?
A few, yes. Why?
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Those things break? Damn. I would have known this if I actually had one that I could experiment with.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope
8. Do you like your life?
I don't extremely hate it. I'm definately not a fan of it though
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No, and they would have lived to regret it
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Of course. Jumped in the river too. And I wasn't even wearing clothes that were mine
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males. I don't have many friends in general. Thats how friendly I am
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yeah, I should have punched them but people were watching and I prefer being a gentleman
15. What are your biggest fears?
Nothing that comes to mind. I don't really fear anything to an extreme extent. Or really anything at all that comes to mind
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No. What would I have had to cry over?
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Nope. I've devised well made methods of remedying these problems before they become an issue
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Depends on the person
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yeah. Snowpocalypse
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Famous? Do you honestly think I could deal with that many people bugging me?
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Eh. Maybe a little
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
As I've said, "All gangsters died back in the 30s and 40s. All thats left is wannabes"
So I'd have to say the cowgirl against my better judgement of saying neither
Preppy or Punk?
I hate the sound of punk.
So again against my better judgement of neither, the preppy
Face or Body?
Face
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook. Some things you can't get away with in public
Sweet or sexy?
These are the same thing I demand you specify or give a third option.
Armani or Abercrombie?
What?
Contacts or glasses?
Glasses. Definately
THIS FALLS INTO A TMI CATERGORIE READ AT OWN RISK
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Thats a coin-flip between morning and night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the door
4. Do you masturbate?
If you MUST know. AND YOU DO. Yes
5. How often? Lately?
Every couple days. When I'm alone and the lights are off.
And the webcam is on.
KIDDING!!! I swear >.>
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not really
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower. Hands down. >.> no pun intended
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No. That would contradictory to the point of a shower/bath.
And too much fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Better yet. I write smut. But yeah, have you seen FA's main page?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive might end badly.... I choose aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
"Love" is the wrong word
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really
13. would you choose money or love?
Money. I prefer loneliness
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Socks, Glasses, agressiveness
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
You don't get to see this answer: [XXXXXXXXXXXXXX]
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Noooooo
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I'm there for the movie
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
What work? My house?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, I find them plenty beneath my interest
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, what would I need?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Chains
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
You thinking about stealing my chains? To answer the question. Enough to work with
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope. I'm very careful about avoiding cameras
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nooo
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I've been cyber molested
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Eh. Don't care
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
It involves a ceiling fan and chainmail
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Crazy
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
90% of the people that actually will read this.
Note from AnthonyM: Journal results altered slightly for more humor and to correct some spelling errors.
Enjoy at your own risk.
Just remember I'm very...openen
1.Do you sleep naked?
Rarely - Most of those times in summer or late spring
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
About half the time because I'll have forgotten to remove them
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Alone. I don't much care for being groped in my sleep.
Or when they think I'm sleeping
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, it enrages me
5. Are you a manly man?
By manly you mean...? I do remember a comic saying something about manly/manlier and that let to RAEP TIME! So I'll say no for my safety...
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My friend Orrin
7. Small or large package?
Male hasn't come today =^-^= Tell you what. If you can get my pants off I'll tell you. Until then I can't tell you. Personal law keeping me out of jail.
8. Are you short?
Average height. 5' 8"
9. Do you like somebody?
Define "like" if you mean "I won't hurt them for being near me" then sure
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Facebook? Password? I don't have any passwords anywhere that have to do with a girl. I'm just not that sappy
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
No. Whose going to smell them? The sock police?
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not particularily
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I do if I'm going to a party or get-together
14. Are you double jointed?
I don't think so. I have a loose shoulder and a strange ankle. Plus I can pop three knuckle tendons out at once. Hurts like hell after about 6 times
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In a 55gallon barrel
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope. I haven't seen anyone in the past 24hrs. Its been awesome and quite
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I really doubt it
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
To get their attention, yes
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I have no idea. Probably none. Even if they start reading they'll be sorely disappointed by they time they hit qeustion 7.
[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[X] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG <---- What the hell is this?
[] I love to laugh. (AnthonyM: No, it hurts my face)
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno. (Mostly german techno)
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse. (I'm not going to ask)
[] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[] I get bored watching football. (Hell I get bored with hearing about it. I never watch football)
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[] Girls are confusing. (Not really. But they are digging themselves a hole)
[X] I've been called a bad influence. (Which isn't true)
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Undergarment. And ... I want to answer this without looking.... Grey? YES! I was right. They're grey
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Depends on the girl. Usually dark brown but not if their skin is white as a snow-swept December morning
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
No. There is one that I absolutely despise for being notoriously thick and irritating as all hell
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be persistant in a way that doesn't irritate me to hell. Or you know, don't demand knowledge about me.
5. Do you have a best friend?
A few, yes. Why?
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Those things break? Damn. I would have known this if I actually had one that I could experiment with.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope
8. Do you like your life?
I don't extremely hate it. I'm definately not a fan of it though
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
No, and they would have lived to regret it
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Of course. Jumped in the river too. And I wasn't even wearing clothes that were mine
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males. I don't have many friends in general. Thats how friendly I am
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yeah, I should have punched them but people were watching and I prefer being a gentleman
15. What are your biggest fears?
Nothing that comes to mind. I don't really fear anything to an extreme extent. Or really anything at all that comes to mind
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No. What would I have had to cry over?
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Nope. I've devised well made methods of remedying these problems before they become an issue
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Depends on the person
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yeah. Snowpocalypse
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Famous? Do you honestly think I could deal with that many people bugging me?
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Eh. Maybe a little
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
As I've said, "All gangsters died back in the 30s and 40s. All thats left is wannabes"
So I'd have to say the cowgirl against my better judgement of saying neither
Preppy or Punk?
I hate the sound of punk.
So again against my better judgement of neither, the preppy
Face or Body?
Face
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook. Some things you can't get away with in public
Sweet or sexy?
These are the same thing I demand you specify or give a third option.
Armani or Abercrombie?
What?
Contacts or glasses?
Glasses. Definately
THIS FALLS INTO A TMI CATERGORIE READ AT OWN RISK
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Thats a coin-flip between morning and night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the door
4. Do you masturbate?
If you MUST know. AND YOU DO. Yes
5. How often? Lately?
Every couple days. When I'm alone and the lights are off.
And the webcam is on.
KIDDING!!! I swear >.>
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not really
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower. Hands down. >.> no pun intended
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No. That would contradictory to the point of a shower/bath.
And too much fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Better yet. I write smut. But yeah, have you seen FA's main page?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive might end badly.... I choose aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
"Love" is the wrong word
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really
13. would you choose money or love?
Money. I prefer loneliness
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Socks, Glasses, agressiveness
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
You don't get to see this answer: [XXXXXXXXXXXXXX]
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Noooooo
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I'm there for the movie
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
What work? My house?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, I find them plenty beneath my interest
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, what would I need?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Chains
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
You thinking about stealing my chains? To answer the question. Enough to work with
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope. I'm very careful about avoiding cameras
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nooo
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I've been cyber molested
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Eh. Don't care
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
It involves a ceiling fan and chainmail
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Crazy
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
90% of the people that actually will read this.
Note from AnthonyM: Journal results altered slightly for more humor and to correct some spelling errors.
Enjoy at your own risk.
Oh yes, I'm quite those are aplenty~