I got this IM just a little while ago on AIM.

My screen name is "hooligan levity," for the sake of reference.

Enjoy.




rollitupz420 [6:02 P.M.]: sadf
hooligan levity [6:02 P.M.]: Can I help you?
rollitupz420 [6:03 P.M.]: i fuckin hayte you for not talking to me
hooligan levity [6:03 P.M.]: Good, as you should.
rollitupz420 [6:03 P.M.]: youre a liear
rollitupz420 [6:03 P.M.]: i shouldnt
hooligan levity [6:03 P.M.]: Especially considering I have no idea who you are.
rollitupz420 [6:03 P.M.]: its cuz your mean!
hooligan levity [6:03 P.M.]: Are you drunk?
rollitupz420 [6:04 P.M.]: are you drink
rollitupz420 [6:04 P.M.]: lol
hooligan levity [6:04 P.M.]: So, who are you and why should I care?
rollitupz420 [6:04 P.M.]: thanks by the wya
rollitupz420 [6:04 P.M.]: for saying who
rollitupz420 [6:04 P.M.]: what ppl say what
rollitupz420 [6:04 P.M.]: and thats mean
rollitupz420 [6:05 P.M.]: so thas for at least calling me a who
rollitupz420 [6:05 P.M.]: instead of a what
rollitupz420 [6:05 P.M.]: im not obsiessd with the word mean
rollitupz420 [6:05 P.M.]: i hear a phone riniing
hooligan levity [6:05 P.M.]: You still haven't answered my question.
rollitupz420 [6:05 P.M.]: ooh
hooligan levity [6:06 P.M.]: Or are we playing a word game here?
hooligan levity [6:06 P.M.]: Potato.
rollitupz420 [6:07 P.M.]: tomato
hooligan levity [6:07 P.M.]: Fruit fly.
rollitupz420 [6:07 P.M.]: tornado
hooligan levity [6:07 P.M.]: Weapons of mass self-destruction.
rollitupz420 [6:07 P.M.]: raggity ann
hooligan levity [6:08 P.M.]: So when do I get the link for an IQ test but it's really porn?
rollitupz420 [6:09 P.M.]: ooh
rollitupz420 [6:09 P.M.]: huh ?
hooligan levity [6:09 P.M.]: You fail as a porn bot.
rollitupz420 [6:09 P.M.]: im a reall boy
rollitupz420 [6:09 P.M.]: i can dance
rollitupz420 [6:09 P.M.]: watch me fuckin dance
hooligan levity [6:10 P.M.]: I'd rather not.
hooligan levity [6:10 P.M.]: I like my credit card information too much to share it.
rollitupz420 [6:10 P.M.]: youre credit card ?"
rollitupz420 [6:11 P.M.]: listen up you fuck
rollitupz420 [6:11 P.M.]: im not a bot
hooligan levity [6:11 P.M.]: Then you're a very bad troll.
rollitupz420 [6:11 P.M.]: dont call me names
rollitupz420 [6:11 P.M.]: jerk
hooligan levity [6:11 P.M.]: Hyporcrite.
hooligan levity [6:12 P.M.]: *Hypocrite.
rollitupz420 [6:12 P.M.]: haha
rollitupz420 [6:12 P.M.]: you spelled it wrong
rollitupz420 [6:12 P.M.]: fuckin jerk
hooligan levity [6:12 P.M.]: Better than indulging in massive amounts of hypocrisy.
rollitupz420 [6:13 P.M.]: big words for such a little jerk
hooligan levity [6:14 P.M.]: And what do you plan to do about it?
hooligan levity [6:14 P.M.]: Oh! Oh!
hooligan levity [6:14 P.M.]: I know!
hooligan levity [6:14 P.M.]: Now you're going to threaten me with physical violence!
hooligan levity [6:14 P.M.]: Over the internet.
hooligan levity [6:16 P.M.]: Hello?
hooligan levity [6:16 P.M.]: Are you still there?
rollitupz420 [6:21 P.M.]: jeu
rollitupz420 [6:21 P.M.]: hey
rollitupz420 [6:21 P.M.]: dont go
hooligan levity [6:22 P.M.]: You've gotten boring now.


After this they just quit responding.

I hope this gave you a laugh, or at least a smile.