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Idiots will remain so forever more
14 years ago
So this has been bugging me, and I wanna get someones opinion on it. We were playing our weekly session of 3.5 dnd, and we started a new game. Five minutes in, the two warforged artificers were killed cause they decided that they could survive the hit from the 16ft croc so they didn't care about provoking attacks of opportunity. So they had to make new charactesrs. They decide to make parodies of Steve Erwin (some kind of grappling build) and A survivalists named Bear something. Always has tea made from things I don't wanna mention.
Anyway, they come into town and have a meal in the tavern where my character is eating and trying to dig a tooth out of his sternum. They acted weird talking to no one in particular (like they were talking to a camera) so I moved away. Talked to the barkeep about some caves that had been hinted at and followed up on some leads. Hearing 'caves' they follow. Out of character I was fine with this cause I wanted to get them in the party so we could go beat stuff up and get treasure. Daddy needs a concussive maul. However, when I found someone who knew about the caves (why does the barbarian who has a -2 to diplomacy and max ranks in intimidate roll three natural 20's on diplomacy in a roll?) they come up to us with maybe 15 or so feet between. Now this is where it gets interesting.
(mind you I'm paraphrasing with the dialog) "So it eats with utensils, pays for it's meal, wears a very masterfully crafted chain shirt and clothing, wields an obscenely large hammer and talks in a civil and polite tone to people."
"Right but it's kinda blue colored so lets throw a fish at it to see if it's intelligent then talk over our shoulders about how we're testing to see what this strange animal is."
The guy I was talking to ran away when the fish was thrown at the guy he knew could fly off into a rage and was INCREDIBLY hard to hurt. So I made a point to step on the fish and grind it into the ground as I pointedly ignored them and walk off to find someone else to talk to. They made a comment about how I was obviously not intelligent because I had just ruined precious nutrients.
And got mad when I raged and attacked.
Anyway, they come into town and have a meal in the tavern where my character is eating and trying to dig a tooth out of his sternum. They acted weird talking to no one in particular (like they were talking to a camera) so I moved away. Talked to the barkeep about some caves that had been hinted at and followed up on some leads. Hearing 'caves' they follow. Out of character I was fine with this cause I wanted to get them in the party so we could go beat stuff up and get treasure. Daddy needs a concussive maul. However, when I found someone who knew about the caves (why does the barbarian who has a -2 to diplomacy and max ranks in intimidate roll three natural 20's on diplomacy in a roll?) they come up to us with maybe 15 or so feet between. Now this is where it gets interesting.
(mind you I'm paraphrasing with the dialog) "So it eats with utensils, pays for it's meal, wears a very masterfully crafted chain shirt and clothing, wields an obscenely large hammer and talks in a civil and polite tone to people."
"Right but it's kinda blue colored so lets throw a fish at it to see if it's intelligent then talk over our shoulders about how we're testing to see what this strange animal is."
The guy I was talking to ran away when the fish was thrown at the guy he knew could fly off into a rage and was INCREDIBLY hard to hurt. So I made a point to step on the fish and grind it into the ground as I pointedly ignored them and walk off to find someone else to talk to. They made a comment about how I was obviously not intelligent because I had just ruined precious nutrients.
And got mad when I raged and attacked.
