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I spy with my little eye....
14 years ago
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There's some shit wrong with my left eye!!!
Alright. Vulgarity aside I have somehow managed to screw up my left eye.
So for the last few days I've been walking around with one of my bandanas tied to my face.
Yesterday it was just plain uncomfortable to look down or blink.
Today I don't really have to worry about that. Mainly because I can barely open that eye.
So therein lies my problem. I can barely use my left eye so instead I opted to not use it at all.
As I type this my eye is covered thus relieving it of any use.
Its puffy and theres a lump below my eye. People might have bags beneath their eyes,
but this has become an entire luggage entourage.
Gathered theories are: Stye, and a zit.
Of the two I think stye seems more likely but eh, what do I care?
I'm a writer first and foremost so I don't need my left eye.
It makes me feel like a pirate. My depth perception is fine.
Which is a good thing, because I have to drive an hour and half down to Princeton today
Alright. Vulgarity aside I have somehow managed to screw up my left eye.
So for the last few days I've been walking around with one of my bandanas tied to my face.
Yesterday it was just plain uncomfortable to look down or blink.
Today I don't really have to worry about that. Mainly because I can barely open that eye.
So therein lies my problem. I can barely use my left eye so instead I opted to not use it at all.
As I type this my eye is covered thus relieving it of any use.
Its puffy and theres a lump below my eye. People might have bags beneath their eyes,
but this has become an entire luggage entourage.
Gathered theories are: Stye, and a zit.
Of the two I think stye seems more likely but eh, what do I care?
I'm a writer first and foremost so I don't need my left eye.
It makes me feel like a pirate. My depth perception is fine.
Which is a good thing, because I have to drive an hour and half down to Princeton today
